Mike Omer > Quotes

“People loved their dramatic exits.”
― Mike Omer, A Killer's Mind

“You got to the BAU because they didn’t want you anywhere else. So get over the size of your penis or your bed-wetting issue or whatever it is you’re compensating for, and man up. If you want me to back you up, you’ll have to keep up with me. And I move fast.”
― Mike Omer, A Killer's Mind

“Men shouldn’t be allowed to go shopping in the supermarket. They should be shot on sight if they walked in. Robin hated everyone.”
― Mike Omer, Please Tell Me

“She never understood people’s urge to say, “I told you so.” It was like taking pride in the fact that you weren’t convincing enough.”
― Mike Omer, In the Darkness

“He really did look like a modern version of Humpty Dumpty.”
― Mike Omer, A Deadly Influence

“The more closely something artificial resembled a human, the more alien it seemed.”
― Mike Omer, A Killer's Mind

“subreddit”
― Mike Omer, Spider's Web

“Anticipation. Was there anything better? And now the entire city brimmed with it. They all wondered when and where he would strike.”
― Mike Omer, Spider's Web

“As a negotiator, Abby could face deranged criminals armed to the teeth, holding numerous hostages, while her voice remained measured, each word de-escalating the situation. But when she talked to the guy she was married to for twelve years, her voice automatically adopted the style of nails dragged on a blackboard, and she couldn’t think of a single word to utter aside from expletives.”
― Mike Omer, A Deadly Influence

“the vegetables had been frozen and defrosted so many times they had the texture of a napkin.”
― Mike Omer, A Killer's Mind

“Anticipation. There was almost nothing better.”
― Mike Omer, Spider's Web

“The coffee maker, a ridiculously expensive model bought a year before by Captain Fred Bailey, was the squad’s most treasured possession. As far as Mitchell was concerned, it was more important than any of the detectives.”
― Mike Omer, Spider's Web

“It was that well-known problem of social media—with a perverse twist. When you followed a person online, they always seemed perfect. Their family was the happiest family; their trips were the best trips; every picture was wonderful, enviable, something to be desired. But it hardly ever reflected the truth.”
― Mike Omer, A Deadly Influence

“if life gave you lemons, you made lemonade. You didn’t go trading the lemons for papayas.”
― Mike Omer, A Killer's Mind

“She fed the papers two by two into the slot, enjoying the view of the papers turned into narrow white ribbons. Shredding was great. She should do it more often.”
― Mike Omer, A Killer's Mind

“He had water in places he couldn’t even speak about in public. They were getting intimate, the rain and him. Much more intimate than Mikey and his current girlfriend were lately.”
― Mike Omer, A Killer's Mind

“It was a pity because the NYPD frowned upon cops who killed their ex-spouses. But some things were unavoidable.”
― Mike Omer, A Deadly Influence

“She had tried yoga, meditation, running, and swimming. So far, nothing cleansed the soul better than a Snickers”
― Mike Omer, A Killer's Mind

“But every coin had two sides. His anticipation was so much stronger because of their dread.”
― Mike Omer, Spider's Web

“He had been told by several people that he drank too much coffee, that it wasn’t good for him. As far as he was concerned, those people were just jealous and cranky because they didn’t drink enough coffee.”
― Mike Omer, A Killer's Mind

“These days, people gave birth to kids without taking responsibility for them. Instead, they lobbed their children onto society and then complained when crime rose or unemployment got worse.”
― Mike Omer, A Killer's Mind

“She had managed to creep out a man who performed autopsies for a living. Achievement unlocked.”
― Mike Omer, A Killer's Mind

“A bird in the hand was worth two in the bush. Unless it crapped on your fingers and pecked you. Some birds carried salmonella too.”
― Mike Omer, A Killer's Mind

“She had tried yoga, meditation, running, and swimming. So far, nothing cleansed the soul better than a Snickers bar. It was the ultimate therapy. It was cheap, and it could be carried in her bag. She drank a swig of beer. The tastes meshed well together. She was enjoying this dinner of Snickers à la Honker’s.”
― Mike Omer, A Killer's Mind

“No matter how much regret you poured into a single moment, it never changed its outcome. Time moved only in one direction.”
― Mike Omer, A Deadly Influence

“Knowledge is money.”
― Mike Omer, Spider's Web

“Griffin was . . . well, his head looked like a huge egg. Perfect.”
― Mike Omer, A Deadly Influence

“had”
― Mike Omer, A Deadly Influence

“The room became deathly silent. If a fly had sneezed at that moment, Mitchell would have been able to hear it wipe its nose.”
― Mike Omer, Spider's Web

“There should be a word to define the pleasure of wearing really comfortable pajamas.”
― Mike Omer, A Deadly Influence