John Diary > Quotes

“If you leave through the door in the other corner, you’ll go to a room with five doors exiting it. You have to take the second door from the right and go down the hallway into another small room. And then you need to take the door on the left which will take you to another room where you have to go right. And then you’ll go left again and enter a corridor. Take the third door on the right and go down some stairs and you’ll end up at the room with a star.”
― John Diary, Choose Your Own Minecraft Story: The Zombie Adventure 2: Journey to the Ender

“I shhhhhhdon’t tssssssdance,” the creeper hissed.”
― John Diary, Choose Your Own Story: Sneezy Steve Saves Creeper Christmas: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Mika made a noise somewhere between a dying rat and an excited dog.”
― John Diary, Fidget Spinner League

“rubbed”
― John Diary, Creepers on the Crosswalk: a Minecraft Earth novel

“Fleah, shy shlow blat huz dub.”
― John Diary, Choose Your Own Story: Sneezy Steve Saves Creeper Christmas: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Good morning eye boogers!” Steve said as he rubbed them out of his eyes.”
― John Diary, Choose Your Own Story: Sneezy Steve Saves Creeper Christmas: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“I… um, make stuff,” said Dan. “I designed a machine that… shoots cows… into the air.”
― John Diary, Herobrine Middle School: A Minecraft Book

“Each and every person there was thinking, hard.  Except maybe Az. He was eating.”
― John Diary, Herobrine Middle School: A Minecraft Book

“Laura died laughing,”
― John Diary, Herobrine Middle School: A Minecraft Book

“And then in a quieter voice, almost a whisper. “Did you lick the village?”
― John Diary, Choose Your Own Story: Sneezy Steve and the Best Quest Ever: A Minecraft Adventure

“Ugh fine,” Alex said. “Let’s try your plan. You are a hero after all, and my best friend. I trust you.”
― John Diary, Choose Your Own Story: Sneezy Steve Saves Creeper Christmas: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“I shhhhhhdon’t tssssssdance,” the creeper hissed.  “Oh, well that’s an issue, I don’t know how we’re going to communicate then—” Steve stopped. “Wait! You can talk!”  “Yessshhhh, I shcan sssssstalk,” the creeper said. “Of courshe I tssssscan.” “Sorry, I’ve just never heard a creeper talk before,” Steve said apologetically.  “Yesssshhhhh, we ussssssssually blow up before we tssssscan ssssget a word outssssssshhh,” the creeper slurred. “Espeshhhhhhhhhally around playerssssss like you.”
― John Diary, Choose Your Own Story: Sneezy Steve Saves Creeper Christmas: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“am”
― John Diary, Choose Your Own Minecraft Story: The Zombie Adventure 2: Journey to the Ender

“You can’t beat Herobrine in a fight. And you can’t kill him, because he’ll just come right back. You can’t outrun him. The only way to beat him… is with a Cow Cannon.”
― John Diary, Herobrine Middle School: A Minecraft Book

“He wondered what else might be up in his head. For a second he thought about opening up his head with a sharp rock to find out. And then, he decided that that was a bad idea.”
― John Diary, Choose Your Own Story: Sneezy Steve and the Best Quest Ever: A Minecraft Adventure

“The leader furrows his brow, itches his long nose and then smiles. “I think we’re RICH!” The villagers all throw their weapons in the air in celebration. The weapons come raining back down to a chorus of ows.”
― John Diary, Choose Your Own Minecraft Story: The Zombie Adventure 2: Journey to the Ender

“kicks”
― John Diary, Choose Your Own Minecraft Story: The Zombie Adventure 4: Beginning of the End

“villager.”
― John Diary, Choose Your Own Minecraft Story: The Zombie Adventure 3: Plunge into the Nether

“Isabelle”
― John Diary, Herobrine Middle School: A Minecraft Book

“Graham’s”
― John Diary, Choose Your Own Story: Wendigo's Wizarding Academy