Mark Feenstra > Quotes

“He unscrewed the cap on the jar and scooped out a handful of the thick sludge. A smell of home baked cookies left to soak in an algae-infested aquarium for three months filled the room. “What is that?” asked Chase. “Unicorn crap,” replied the Kobold. Chase looked at me. “It’s not as bad as it sounds,” I said. “Most people know unicorn blood has healing properties, but it’s not only the blood. Their saliva and feces are pretty potent as well, provided they’re prepared properly.”
― Mark Feenstra, Black Magic