Dustin Brady > Quotes

“through”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“chapter 3”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game Book 1

“and”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“she pointed across the room at the suits hanging a few feet off the ground, “and there are the guards,” she pointed to a squadron of ninja-looking, knife-wielding robots standing in front of the suits.”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“Now, listen. I know there are those of you out there who are screaming, “That’s not a fire pterodactyl, you dummy! That’s a dragon!” If that’s you, I have two things to tell you: 1. You are a nerd. 2. It was definitely a pterodactyl that breathed fire. I know those never existed, but that’s what it was. I saw it. I was there. You were not. Zip it.”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“this math homework. I closed my book, put on my jacket, and walked across the street to Eric’s house. The door was open, so I let myself in and walked down to the basement. “All right, let’s see it,” I said as I reached the bottom of the stairs. No booger. Also no Eric. “Come on,” I called out. I wandered into the laundry room (where the dirty clothes should be). I walked upstairs into Eric’s room (where the dirty clothes actually were). I checked behind all the doors, inside all the closets, and under all the beds. No booger. No Eric. I couldn’t believe”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game Book 1

“We’re in Ohio,”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: Robots Revolt

“Press ‘A’ to jump.” “No! I don’t want to jump!” “Press ‘A’ to jump.”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game Book 1

“Hyperactive”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game Book 1

“Cleveland, which seems to be the optimal time to leave if”
― Dustin Brady, How to Tell Off a Telemarketer: And Other Lessons I Learned the Hard Way

“OOF!”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game Book 1

“Pee Butter Poopies”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: Return to Doom Island

“Doom”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“Hey! Thanks for taking the time to read Trapped in a Video Game: Book Three. I hope you had as much fun reading it as I had writing it. I’m currently working on Book Three, and I plan on releasing it December, 2016.”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: Book Three

“OK, so I was basically Elsa from Frozen! Maybe I could build an ice castle next to the school. I pointed my hand to the sky and iced again.”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: Book Two

“Three days later the bumps were still around, so I turned to Google to diagnose the problem. WARNING: Do not do a Google image search of “red bumps all over” unless you never want to sleep again.”
― Dustin Brady, Dogs Ain't Dumb: And Other Lessons I Learned the Hard Way

“while since you’ve read the first three books, you can catch up by reading the following words scrolling through space:”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“Charlie, the coolest kid in our class. To clarify—Charlie isn’t the coolest kid in sixth grade because he’s actually a cool kid. He’s the coolest because his dad works for a video game company and sometimes gives Charlie’s friends early copies of games to test.”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game Book 1

“hologram”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game Book 1

“lay”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“me”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“save a video game world from fake aliens. He bravely led the resistance, which lasted for all of 10 seconds.” I looked around me. Snow and boulders everywhere,”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game Book 1

“Why, because I’m Australian?”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“I flew around Hawaii by jetpack.”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: Book One

“A jet pack. Great, so now instead of an out-of-control torpedo, I was about to become an out-of-control flying torpedo.”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: Robots Revolt

“The TV showed the beginning of the Hawaii level again, but this time, it zoomed in on a mosquito.”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game Book 1

“obeyed.”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series

“A farmer has to cross a river with a fox, a goose and a bag of beans, but he can only bring one at a time on the boat with him, and if left alone, the fox will eat the goose and the goose will eat the beans. What does he do?”
― Dustin Brady, Black Friday Is for Suckers: And Other Lessons I Learned the Hard Way

“AHHHHHHHH!” “NAP TIME’S OVER, MAGGOT!” The two eyes were attached to a snarling drill sergeant who seemed just like the most furious person ever. I tried backing away. “Look, I don’t… This is a big… OK, listen, if you just call my mom…” The drill sergeant did not seem interested in clearing things up with Mrs. Rigsby. Instead, he picked me up by the neck just like a bully on TV would. “Listen maggot, I don’t know how you got that blaster attached to your arm, but it’s there now, and we’re going to use it to…” The what attached to my what? I looked down. A blaster. Attached to my arm. Where my left hand should be. “AHHHHHHHHHH!” My screaming did nothing to stop the drill sergeant from continuing his little speech. “…Blast the alien scum back to whatever rock they came from. You are humanity’s only hope for…” “AHHHHHHHHHH!” “…This planet. Your mission will be long, your mission”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: Book One

“ERIC!”
― Dustin Brady, Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series