Hugo Huesca > Quotes

“All rulers carried the shadow of the Tyrant on their backs. The greater the king, the more terrible the threat of the shadow.”
― Hugo Huesca, Dungeon Lord: Ancient Traditions

“Made in the Netherworld. We support local nefariousness.”
― Hugo Huesca, Dungeon Lord: Otherworldly Powers

“He sounds charming, Kharon,” said Ed, “but take no offense, this seems like I’ll end up being the minion of an evil god, and I’ve worked in retail before, so I know it’s not all it’s supposed to be.”
― Hugo Huesca, Dungeon Lord

“she was a full-on Thief and not one of those fancy multi-classed, third-rate amateurs that liked to substitute skill with magic.”
― Hugo Huesca, Dungeon Lord: Otherworldly Powers

“Your family demanded we surrender you to them. Again." The batblin said. "Lavy told them to pound sand." "Pound sand?" Steros asked blandly. "One of Lord Ed's expressions. It's another way to tell someone to fuck off." Steros nodded. "Lord Edward has many such sayings." "A good chunk of our, ah… foreign policy is to tell people to fuck off in various ways.”
― Hugo Huesca, Dungeon Lord: Nightmare Kingdom

“She-elves go through much worse during childbirth. Small hips, you know?”
― Hugo Huesca, Dungeon Lord: Otherworldly Powers

“They all made sense. They were all connected by a simple fact. They could all be explained by numbers. Numbers would never lie to him. Atoms weren’t the building block of reality, numbers were.”
― Hugo Huesca, Dungeon Lord

“Loving something means you either get to see it die, or it gets to see you die.”
― Hugo Huesca, Dungeon Lord: Abominable Creatures

“Humor was the multi-purpose weapon of the emotionally stunted, and he brandished it as fiercely as he would a sword if his back were against the wall.”
― Hugo Huesca, Dungeon Lord: Abominable Creatures

“It floated toward Katalyn as inevitable as aging.”
― Hugo Huesca, Dungeon Lord: Otherworldly Powers

“great start,” said Ed.”
― Hugo Huesca, Dungeon Lord: Otherworldly Powers