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“I need a partner. I need somebody who is not always thinking about what feels good for them at that moment. Most of life is the boring, hard work between big events.”
― Rob Armstrong, Daddy 3.0: A Comedy of Errors

“Flap books are the second worst book to read to a group. The worst are books that play sound effects to go along with the text. The whole time you’re reading, the children are squabbling every second over who gets to push the button for the crashing cymbals. With flap books, the big problem is trying to stop the kids from tearing the flap right out of the book. It helps to have tape handy. After”
― Rob Armstrong, Daddy 3.0: A Comedy of Errors

“Fortunately, since I was a guy, I’d be forgiven for not knowing the rules of park etiquette. Stay-at-home dads get a lot of free passes in the world of moms. Good”
― Rob Armstrong, Daddy 3.0: A Comedy of Errors

“It had been quietly understood that I was the primary breadwinner. No one had ever penalized me for not being around. I had been the fun-time parent, coasting in for story time after their bath.”
― Rob Armstrong, Daddy 3.0: A Comedy of Errors