M.Z. Andrews > Quotes

“are worse than Taylor Swift, they won’t just write a song about you when you break up, they will put a hex on you!”
― M.Z. Andrews, The Witch Squad

“Oh, you know, umm, where do you put your bodies?” Holly asked awkwardly. I wanted to palm my forehead. We were going to have to work on Holly’s extemporaneous abilities if she were going to play detective again.”
― M.Z. Andrews, The Witch Squad

“The woman is like a glow stick. I want to snap her and then shake the hell out of her until the light comes on.”
― M.Z. Andrews, That Old Witch!

“Push-ups, Loni. He was doing push-ups.” “In bed?!” “No, you moron, we were having sex!”
― M.Z. Andrews, That Crazy Witch!

“Morgan Hartford Aspen Falls”
― M.Z. Andrews, The Witch Squad #1-3

“How natural am I supposed to act? There’s a dead man motorboating my girls.”
― M.Z. Andrews, That Crazy Witch!