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“Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!”
― Harris Billigon, The Best Jokes: 1000 Funniest Jokes For Everyone 2017: Funny And Clever Short Stories and One-Line Jokes. Ultimate Edition
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“Ice cream”
― Harris Billigon, The Best Jokes: 1000 Funniest Jokes For Everyone 2017: Funny And Clever Short Stories and One-Line Jokes. Ultimate Edition
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“Get a friend. Practice weightlifting tables. If people complain, weightlift them.”
― Harris Billigon, The Best Jokes: 1000 Funniest Jokes For Everyone 2017: Funny And Clever Short Stories and One-Line Jokes. Ultimate Edition
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“Cindy's”
― Harris Billigon, The Best Jokes: 1000 Funniest Jokes For Everyone 2017: Funny And Clever Short Stories and One-Line Jokes. Ultimate Edition
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The Best Jokes: 500 Funniest Jokes 2016 Collection: Funny Shot Stories and One-Line Jokes The Best Jokes
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The Best Jokes: 500 Funniest Dirty Jokes for Adults 2017: Funny Short Stories and One-Line Jokes. Ultimate Edition The Best Jokes
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The Best Jokes: The Worlds Funniest Yo Mama Jokes: Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes. Bible of the Humor The Best Jokes
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