Wayne Simmons > Quotes

“There wasn’t much to coo at when driving along a post-apocalyptic motorway. A stalled vehicle here, a mini pile-up there.”
― Wayne Simmons, Flu

“This flu thing’s out of control,” Grady said, pointing his fork at the TV. “There’s talk of them doing quarantines.”
“Quarantines?”
“Yeah, like going into towns where infection rates are high and locking the place down. That sort of thing.”
Ciaran laughed. “You watch too much sci-fi, mate…”
― Wayne Simmons, Fever

“TALES FROM THE ZOMBIBLE by IAN WATSON Meanwhile, in another universe just next door in the Manifold Many-Worlds Multiverse where all is, not merely possible, but mandatory…”
― Wayne Simmons, Vivisepulture

“Deputy Borg”
― Wayne Simmons, Vivisepulture

“It weaved through the city like a spooked snake,”
― Wayne Simmons, Vivisepulture

“Well, lighten up, eh? World’s ended, honey. Swearing’s legal now. Along with thieving, drinking in public and getting absolutely wasted on coke.” She exhaled another lung-full of tobacco. “That’s kind of our bag here...”
― Wayne Simmons, Drop Dead Gorgeous

“There’s a quantumbiomechanical explanation for this, which Zombeinstein finally thunked.  Thunking is more powerful than normal Zombie thinking.  You can tell that from the word itself. ”
― Wayne Simmons, Vivisepulture

“He sat in his armchair, a 2 litre bottle of BlueX Heroin Tonic beside his elbow”
― Wayne Simmons, Vivisepulture

“Karen was a rarity in every sense of the word. She had become precious to him, like she was his own child, and he had to protect what was precious to him. This was something he had learned the hard way.”
― Wayne Simmons, Flu

“Did those heretic Zombies come up with their crazy idea of eyeballs-on-cheeks because the hot African sun had cooked their brains? ”
― Wayne Simmons, Vivisepulture

“The creature’s hand swung again, nails raking across the tattooist’s cheek, tearing the skin.

Star cried out in pain. Swore. Spat in the bitch’s face.”
― Wayne Simmons, Doll Parts

“He could hear the animals screaming their terror as the blaze trapped them.”
― Wayne Simmons, Vivisepulture

“Star cried out in pain. Swore. Spat in the bitch’s face.”
― Wayne Simmons, Doll Parts

“Borg turned to flee.”
― Wayne Simmons, Vivisepulture