Sam Hyde > Quotes

“When we win, do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny.”
― Sam Hyde

“the weak should fear the strong”
― Sam Hyde

“My mom is cool and my mom will treat you right.”
― Sam Hyde

“Imagine you just got accepted into an Ivy League school and you rejected them. That's Purple gangsta. Imagine you got the dopest piece of pussy you ever had and she's all into that. And she's 420 friendly. That's Shemale Kush.”
― Sam Hyde

“Pull the BandAid off a little too fast, and tell 'em what they don't wanna hear.”
― Sam Hyde

“If you kick it, they shall come.”
― Sam Hyde

“When we win, do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny.”
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― Sam Hyde

“If your doctor prescribes you antidepressants, you should prescribe a bullet to his brain or, better yet, his children.”
― Sam Hyde

“Life and women are like an ocean; men are like a ship. Women's shit-testing you is the storm; you have to remain steadfast.”
― Sam Hyde

“Ego is like water; we need a little bit to survive, but too much, and we drown.”
― Sam Hyde

“If you can't swallow your pride to recognize the importance of other people, you are boned.”
― Sam Hyde

“Before you know it, you will be 30, you will be 40, and you will have fucking nothing.”
― Sam Hyde

“It's not the 3 bucks you spend on the game, it's the time you sunk into it.”
― Sam Hyde

“There's something about
steampunk (and also Dr.
Who) that in my opinion
sucks the dignity out of life.
I wish I could audibilize it
better, but there it is. I feel
about steampunk the same
way I feel about fast food.
I just think it's disgusting,
and if we're really going to
be pigs with no standards
then why don't we all just
kill ourselves.”
― Sam Hyde, How to Bomb the U.S. Gov't