R.A. Mejia > Quotes

“Each time we kill the boss it has a different name. First, it was Bethany, then Badrick, then Bebop, and finally Bob.”
― R.A. Mejia, Beginnings

“I grab Bertha the Boar's attention by yelling and waving my mighty spear. Ok, maybe I insult her mighty porcine heritage too. Regardless, she comes into range of my [Darkvision] in full charge mode. I’d practiced dodging this move with Rex and Keans a couple days ago just so I wouldn’t get murdered by the boar. Just like with the [Charge] attack of the horned rabbit, I position myself in front of a solid wall and dodge the boar’s special move at the last second, causing the creature to slam into the wall and stun itself. I know the stun will only last a short time so I already have Vrax ready to [Backstab] the boar the moment it hits the wall. Vrax does considerable damage in just a few seconds with his [Backstab] ability and his new short sword.   There’s a lesson folks. Never underestimate the little guy.   Once”
― R.A. Mejia, Beginnings

“I get a new notification saying that I’ve received the quest to chop down a tree again, this time within two hours and thirty minutes.   Chop”
― R.A. Mejia, Beginnings

“She had a sexy athletic build, short brown hair, and a cute button nose.”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“Architects, Chiropractors, Paladins, Priests, Fencers, Occultists, and even some kind of Ritualist class that seemed really overpowered.”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“Artificer - One of four default frames for the Metalmen race. This frame focuses on crafting and can be upgraded to specialize in several ways. Including: built-in tools and schematics plus spell-infused parts, cores with temporary and permanent spell-like features, specialized armor, and weapons. Bonuses: +2 Int, +2 Cha, +25% Crafting Skills, -40% Combat Skill”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“Argon, slit the throat of his master and all who tried to stop him from escaping with his bare claws, earning the name Red Claw for himself.  He led our tribe to freedom.   The”
― R.A. Mejia, Beginnings

“Does that mean that, in some other universe, my life and experiences were fodder for some cheap web novel or something?”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“Communication, Adele. That’s the only way you’re going to avoid living a painful romcom life filled with assumptions that all backfire.”
― R.A. Mejia, Apocalypse: Regression 3

“Metalmen - One of the few artificially created races. They are young and have only existed for a few hundred years. These self-aware constructs are capable of improving themselves through crafting. Bonuses: +2 Int, -2 Cha, +25% Learning speed, Does not breathe, Does not eat, Does not sleep, Adaptable bodies. Not able to be healed with divine magic or potions”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“As Vrax flies through the air, sword ready to kill, he yells in his high reptilian voice. “FASTBALL SPECIAL BITCHES!”   Vrax deals damage: 14 (Sneak Attack)   I”
― R.A. Mejia, Beginnings

“I feel water hit my back as Mary splashes me from her place in the tub, “Stop drooling and go make dinner Chef Boyardee.”   I”
― R.A. Mejia, Beginnings

“I approach one of the guards. He’s older with greying hair, a thick grey beard, and a slight paunch. “Sir, there’s going to be an attack on Restrian.”   The guard shakes his head and points behind me to the south and says, “No son. There’s already an attack.”   Turning,”
― R.A. Mejia, Beginnings

“I once knew a gnome who tried to put one bag of holding into another in an attempt to create an infinite bag of holding. He not only destroyed himself in a massive magical catastrophe, but also an entire block of the city.”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“only true mystery is the Floppy Fish. From the report, it’s a useless monster whose only attack is to flop around. Even fishermen throw it back into the water since it doesn’t even taste good when cooked, but apparently, the Beast Catcher claims it’ll one day transform into a fearsome monster if he keeps giving it fighting experience.”
― R.A. Mejia, Rescue

“You won’t really learn anything unless you try it. Even if it fails, I’ve still learned something,”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“Having someone to love so intimately that calling them your ‘other half’ is like describing the sun as ‘bright.”
― R.A. Mejia, Escape

“and even some kind of Ritualist class that seemed really overpowered.”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“Yup, yup. We saw many new people. Tall people, short people, hairy people, fat people. Lots of people trying to get stronger,” Vrax answers.   Mary”
― R.A. Mejia, Beginnings

“We might as well call ourselves Team Rocket. We can protect the world from devastation.”   Without”
― R.A. Mejia, Beginnings

“Without missing a beat Mary adds with a laugh, “Do we also want to unite all peoples within our nation or denounce the evils of truth and love and extend our reach to the stars above?”   Vrax”
― R.A. Mejia, Beginnings

“No, no, no, stop, please . . . My butt can’t take any more.” Maria collapsed onto the ground, her back against the mirror-lined wall. She stared up at Nick in obvious desperation. “What do you mean? That’s too much? You can handle a lot more,”
― R.A. Mejia, Apocalypse: Regression

“That’s a pretty cheap trick, Nuts n’ Bolts, using a quirk of the dungeon like that.” He paused, then smiled widely. “I like it! You’re not concerned with being ‘fair’ or some crap. A win is a win, no matter how you get it. It’s a very goblin way to think.”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1

“Survivorguy would be sorely disappointed I didn’t remember that part.   I”
― R.A. Mejia, Beginnings

“once met a guard that took an arrow to the knee . . .” “Wait, I think I’ve heard this one. Did it end his adventuring career?”
― R.A. Mejia, The Mechanical Crafter 1