Mike Spohr > Quotes

“Jokes”
― Mike Spohr, A Whole Lotta Knock-Knock Jokes: Squeaky-Clean Family Fun

“Knock, knock. Who’s there? Halibut. Halibut who? Halibut we go to a movie? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bean. Bean who? Haven’t you bean paying attention? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbie-cued some burgers by the pool.”
― Mike Spohr, A Whole Lotta Knock-Knock Jokes: Squeaky-Clean Family Fun

“Toddlers, on the other hand, are able to wreak havoc vertically and with velociraptor-like speed.”
― Mike Spohr, The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Whiny Unfed

“Toddlers are like tiny Banksys who want their work to be seen on the biggest canvas possible, and in your home that canvas is your walls.”
― Mike Spohr, The Toddler Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Whiny Unfed