Rhett McLaughlin > Quotes

“Even if he’s wrong, he’ll probably get a free potato.”
― Rhett McLaughlin, Rhett & Link's Book of Mythicality: A Field Guide to Curiosity, Creativity, and Tomfoolery

“Janine gave him a fake smile, the kind reserved for strangers you’d like to remain that way.”
― Rhett McLaughlin, The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek

“It's easier than ever for young people to be lured off the straight and narrow by any number of worldly temptations. But once they go astray, we can't give up on them. The Whitewood School knows no lost causes.”
― Rhett McLaughlin, The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek

“she’d asked Rex and Leif if she could get in on the drawing contest they were having. They’d given her a skeptical “Um, okay” and told her she’d have to “draw fast ’cause they were almost done.” “That’s not a problem,” Alicia had said, taking a multi-pointed rainbow pen from her pocket and, within minutes, busting out a picture of a smiling girl clutching three human heads in each hand. Rex and Leif had looked down at their own creations—a dragon wearing a beret and a half turtle, half bear, respectively—and realized they’d found a friend even weirder than they were.”
― Rhett McLaughlin, The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek

“Rhett considered Link his best friend, despite Link’s claw hands.”
― Rhett McLaughlin, Rhett & Link's Book of Mythicality: A Field Guide to Curiosity, Creativity, and Tomfoolery

“cooling down Cheerwine with a fire extinguisher,”
― Rhett McLaughlin, The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek

“Having spent a week seeing little other than beige throughout all of the school, the colors overwhelmed Alicia, seeming to spill into her other senses.”
― Rhett McLaughlin, The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek

“will it penis?”
― Rhett McLaughlin

“Care Bear Stare”
― Rhett McLaughlin, The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek

“Vee-tah ehst ah-kwa,”
― Rhett McLaughlin, The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek

“IT HAD ONLY BEEN TWO days, but Janine Blitstein was already tired of Bleak Creek. Things that had seemed charming and quaint during her childhood summertime visits now seemed, at best, out of touch and, at worst, annoyingly backward. It completely boggled her mind that her mother had grown up here. Then again, her mom had left town as soon as she could, so in that way it made perfect sense.”
― Rhett McLaughlin, The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek