Dmitry Dyatlov > Quotes

“My quality of life does not justify the effort required to cope with it”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“the mind can always trace the genesis of an idea... provided it has enough time to do so...”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“They say getting sober in AA is simple, but not easy. Just like winning the lottery, I guess.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“My father gave me everything he had. Everything I had I gave to alcohol.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“That's not who I am, and you aren't paying me enough to be an actor.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“These days about the worst job you can have is be a US military man. It's so shameful. You're so expensive, yet so completely useless. You know you can't fuck with Russia because they'll just start blowing nukes up for shits and giggles. And you can fuck with China because they probably have a shitton of biological weapons stashed in every Chinatown to take out most US population very, very quickly. At least that’s what I would do, and THEY are a lot smarter than I am. So you keep busy and pretend to be useful by killing Arabs in caves and shit, cuz that seems like a pretty low risk adventure. but... even that's gonna come back and bite you in the Ass eventually... these things usually do...”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“you talk so much, I don't know when to pay attention”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“some kids can't do drama because their life is a lie”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“Back when I dressed nice and uh... had some money in pocket I'd meet girls, you know. And eventually you gotta Pop the question, right? Do you charge for sex or do you sleep with people you actually like? of course that didn't ALWAYS end well... and now it's 2020 and they give me TRUMP or BIDEN. oh you assholes. I guess Karma is a bitch. No thanks... I think I'm staying in.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“My name is anonymous and I am full of shit.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“People. They're not all bad, but do you really want to risk it? Perhaps that was the unofficial motto of the Soviet Union...”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“a great way to hide the truth is to write a lot of non-fiction”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“So I saw someone with one of those "home of the free because of the brave" shirts a few days ago. I almost laughed. I tried not to because of the upcoming Veterans day… I guess. Home of the Slaves because of the cowards, I think would be more appropriate. Look at these American wars. Vietnam… Iraq… is that really the “brave” thing to do? Beating up on little countries cuz u’r trying to look brave huh? Cowards. And then they tell me to go work at Kroger? Are you insane? Don’t you know my fucking SAT score, you dumb fuck? Why don’t you go and invade Croatia or something instead. Idiots.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“If you are really doing all this for your kids, then why are you so mean to them?”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“if you really think about it, the only real means of production out there are dumb bitches with big tits...... that's the truth we keep trying to hide and run from. we create activities to distract us... for a while... there's too many of them (dumb bitches with big tits), but still in high demand....... I guess.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“how can life be dear when there is so damn much of it”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“you probably wanted to feel sorry for yourself more than you wanted what you said you wanted”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“In Soviet Russia, maybe we could only have cars all the same color, but at least our women weren't sluts and no one did any drugs, I think.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“people go insane without fairy tales”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“you have to find the words to make it sound important”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“I stopped slut-shaming a long time ago, so don't give me shit for living with my mother. It's basically the same thing if you think about it. If you can't grow the fuck up, don't expect me to do a helluva lot of work either.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“Sponsor said relationships are fertilizer for character defects. I thought about it, prayed about it, and agreed. I guess it's better to minimize damage, adopt a sane and sound ideal, and buy pussy from now on.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“Eventually... for me by the time you're 25 or so, you just start running out of shit to do. Books to read... people to meet. I was too chicken to be an "entrepreneur" in college and I wish that back then someone told me... stressed to me, that if you score above a certain percentile on the SAT.... you just won't be running into too many people... who have the credibility to tell you what to do. And they say I can't Drink anymore, either. So now... what?”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“I hate having to repeat myself, but sometimes there is really nothing else to say”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“The fact that you have unlimited texts does not necessarily mean that you cannot stop talking”
― Dmitry Dyatlov, The fact that you have unlimited texts does not necessarily mean that you cannot stop talking

“So it's 2019. I'm gonna say the right thing to do is for the US to declare bankruptcy (Trump can do it… done it before…), and dismantle the criminal state of Israel as it exists today. Unfortunately, politicians are so full of shit and AIPAC money, and the economy is so addicted to war, and the US population is so fucking stupid... that we’ll probably have to go and try to fuck up another two or three countries before moving on to a decent, honest life.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“I don’t think I’ll be able to fool myself into thinking that I actually care about someone again”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“The joy of being a REAL alcoholic, is that you just want booze, and nothing else. You've lost faith in God, and people (except Mom maybe), and government, and you know deep in your heart that all you really want to do is drink on the beach somewhere, all day long, forever. even after all the stupid steps. All 12 of them, thoroughly, you know you just want a goddamn beer. Maybe they'll put THAT in the next edition big book.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“Jordan B. Peterson says self-esteem doesn’t exist… and that SE training mostly results in narcissism. Jack Canfield says he wrote his first book about it. And guess what? They’ve BOTH been to Harvard! What are we to do in this confusing world? I started going to AA meetings and people there tell you to find a loving God… and then to get a job at the Kroger… Something’s wrong with this picture. If self-esteem exists, and I pray to God that it does, I cannot possibly find a job that will pay me enough money without undermining the dignity of my work, after all this Spirituality, and Sobriety, and Self Esteem & Therapy I've accumulated.... don't make me laugh. And I’m a bright guy, too. Officially.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“why don't You try living with my parents for a few years, and Then tell me that sex androids and artificial wombs are a bad idea.”
― Dmitry Dyatlov