Texas Bix Bender > Quotes

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
― Texas Bix Bender, Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!: A Cowboy's Guide to Life

“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good that he started
roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The
moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”
― Texas Bix Bender, Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!: A Cowboy's Guide to Life

“Remain independent of any source of income that will deprive you of your personal liberties.”
― Texas Bix Bender, Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!: A Cowboy's Guide to Life

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.”
― Texas Bix Bender

“Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.”
― Texas Bix Bender, Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!: A Cowboy's Guide to Life

“pard is somebody you can tell it to with all its rough edges. He'll round”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“friend”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“you when you're right and tells you when you're”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“Dn 't get mad at a pard who knows more'n you;”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“always close by when you're in a tight squeeze.
Dn't let the sun set on a quarrel with a pard.
A good pard will at least pretend”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“needed to take a step forward.”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“to love our enemies, we have to treat our friends even better.
A good pard won't give you away.
New and improved”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“butt from a friend”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“good pard is a rock, not easily chipped or dented.”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“as far as he can on the ice.
Or rm TFMW e h length of a conversation between two pards don't tell nothin' about the length of the friendship.
Steriing loyalty to friends is required by the code of life.
Ask no more and give no less”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“A good pard is always close by when you're in a tight squeeze.
Dn't let”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“Some waddies take a little time to work it up and spit it out. Give it to 'em. Life ain't so short that you can't take”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“friends is required”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“ride without a friend or two along for company.”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“New and improved”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“funny,”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“here's no place like your own home on the range, but a good compadre's campfire is a close second.
A pard doesn't mind if you think out loud.
FMI our friends are the measure”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“A good friend is better protection than a fence or a wall.
Nobody's”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“You can just about always stand more 'n you think you can.”
― Texas Bix Bender

“gates of hell and on in”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“tombstone.”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“Only a buzzard feeds on his friends.”
― Texas Bix Bender, Pards

“There's a lot more to ridin' a horse than just sittin' in the saddle and lettin' yer feet hang down.”
― Texas Bix Bender, Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!: A Cowboy's Guide to Life