Jay Zano > Quotes

“It’s Glen, the guy who liked to eat chips in my ear while I tried to fix his computer.”
― Jay Zano, Z Towers: An Apocalyptic Plague: MADE IN THE U.S.A.

“He was a figurative monster in life and a literal monster in death.”
― Jay Zano, Z Towers: An Apocalyptic Plague: MADE IN THE U.S.A.

“Vegas blurts out, “Sid had sex with a zombie!” “Really?” I ask. “Well, I wasn’t expecting that.”
― Jay Zano, Z Towers: An Apocalyptic Plague: MADE IN THE U.S.A.

“our first kills were sloppy; full of fear, hesitation and nausea. Now, we’re like badass assassins.”
― Jay Zano, Z Towers: An Apocalyptic Plague: MADE IN THE U.S.A.

“I don’t smoke, but hey, I’m banking that lung cancer won’t be what kills me, at this point.”
― Jay Zano, Z Towers: An Apocalyptic Plague: MADE IN THE U.S.A.

“He’s living proof that you don’t have to be smart to be rich.”
― Jay Zano, Z Towers: An Apocalyptic Plague: MADE IN THE U.S.A.

“I’m simply not comfortable in regards to containment.”
― Jay Zano, Z Towers: An Apocalyptic Plague: MADE IN THE U.S.A.

“It’s like watching The Walking Dead!”
― Jay Zano, Z Towers: An Apocalyptic Plague: MADE IN THE U.S.A.

“Oh, shit! Run!” I scream, forgetting that I’m a badass.”
― Jay Zano, Z Towers: An Apocalyptic Plague: MADE IN THE U.S.A.

“No disrespect, Sergeant Major, but you can kiss my big, black, New York ass!”
― Jay Zano, Z Towers: An Apocalyptic Plague: MADE IN THE U.S.A.