Libby Klein > Quotes

“You will never regret the things you fail, only the things you fail to try.”
― Libby Klein, Class Reunions Are Murder

“didn’t know what I would do if I lost Aunt Ginny. We’d gone through a lot together. I’d fully expected her to be honored by Al Roker and the Smucker’s jelly people one day. Sass and stubbornness were all that was holding her together, and they don’t have a pill for that yet if it fails. She had been good to me my whole life. My mother dumped me on her doorstep when I was a kid. She had raised me, and I repaid her with a hasty exodus the moment the ink was dry on my high school diploma. If I could take it all back for a few more years with her, I would do it in a blink. Now I was responsible for her well-being.”
― Libby Klein, Midnight Snacks are Murder

“The doorbell rang, so I grabbed my checkbook prepared to pay the landscapers—but it was Rosalind Carson, Everyone’s Favorite Social Worker and Darth Vader’s mentor.”
― Libby Klein, Class Reunions Are Murder

“Arguing with Georgina is like cage fighting with Tinker Bell on diet pills.”
― Libby Klein, Wine Tastings Are Murder