April Fernsby > Quotes

“Oliver and Stanley – yes, Gran is a huge Laurel and Hardy fan.”
― April Fernsby, Murder of a Werewolf

“While we had something to eat later, we watched an early episode of Buffy, The Vampire Slayer.”
― April Fernsby, As Dead As A Vampire

“terrible things happen in life, and we either deal with them or let them rule us.”
― April Fernsby, Murder of a Werewolf

“I didn’t know how to make things better.”
― April Fernsby, Murder of a Werewolf

“Stanley bristled and said, “We are not! They’ve got nothing to do with our investigation. Have they been talking to you?” Peanut shot a worried glance out onto the street. “No, but I can feel their presence nearby. Have they followed you here?”
― April Fernsby, The Witch Is Dead

“I felt deep sympathy for her and silently vowed I’d catch her killer.”
― April Fernsby, The Witch Is Dead

“He told me that terrible things happen in life, and we either deal with them or let them rule us.”
― April Fernsby, Murder of a Werewolf

“And you’re my witch, no matter what. I wouldn’t swap you for all the double cream in this world and ours.”
― April Fernsby, As Dead As A Vampire

“Also, we talk to residents about legal matters, relationship worries, health issues, that sort of thing. We guardians are good listeners.”
― April Fernsby, As Dead As A Vampire

“No. No!” I turned away from Gran and ran towards the kitchen door. “I’m not going into the cellar, and you can’t make me!”
― April Fernsby, Murder of a Werewolf

“She made the body float out of the door but she didn’t take it to the reception area.”
― April Fernsby, The Sleeping Goblin

“here.” “I’m fine. A bit insulted by his remarks, but I’m fine. Thanks for turning up when you did.” “No problem.” The big troll frowned down at me. “I thought Luca was keeping an eye on you. Where is he?” Good question. I”
― April Fernsby, As Dead As A Vampire

“It would be fitting for them. Gran said the Fairfax funeral buildings were about halfway along the road. She added that we wouldn’t miss them.”
― April Fernsby, The Silent Banshee

“He waggled his eyebrows dramatically. “Only joking! Come this way and I’ll tell you about my murdered employee. I’m afraid news has got out about his untimely death, but it’s done wonders for my bookings! Absolute wonders. This way.”
― April Fernsby, The Sleeping Goblin

“He’s called Uriah Firenze. He’s a vampire from a long established family.”
― April Fernsby, As Dead As A Vampire

“Where did the rainbowstone come from?” “From Ulx. I’ve still got him locked up and I got a confession out of him. He found a piece months ago and hid it in his room.”
― April Fernsby, The Sleeping Goblin

“Your intention was good, and your focus was clear. That’s exactly how you need to be when you perform magic.”
― April Fernsby, Murder of a Werewolf

“Mrs Merryweather? She’s a gossipy goblin who can’t keep”
― April Fernsby, Murder of a Werewolf

“He’d even recently got engaged to be married.” “Who to?” Strom lifted his chin proudly and said, “My one and only daughter, Anju.”
― April Fernsby, Murder of a Werewolf

“The creatures were goblins and they were each holding a thick wad of money and looking with interest at something on the table. “Alf Flashwings, I want a word with you,” I announced.”
― April Fernsby, The Witch Is Dead

“Who’s he with?” Steve replied, “His girlfriend.”
― April Fernsby, As Dead As A Vampire

“Who spotted me? Give me their name.” He cracked his knuckles in a menacing fashion.”
― April Fernsby, The Witch Is Dead

“I said to Stanley, “Can you see any members of staff anywhere?” Stanley glanced left and right. “Nope.” I rang the little bell that was on the reception desk and leapt back as a smiling elf popped up. He”
― April Fernsby, The Silent Banshee

“There’s nothing wrong with you. But you’re not living the life you’re supposed to. You’re not being true to yourself. You’re denying who you are.”
― April Fernsby, Murder of a Werewolf

“And you’re”
― April Fernsby, As Dead As A Vampire

“forest. I like to take on a small shape so that I can go about my work unnoticed.”
― April Fernsby, Murder of a Werewolf

“Creepy-sounding chimes sounded inside the building and sent chills down my spine.”
― April Fernsby, The Silent Banshee

“It doesn’t matter who told me. Why were you there? What did you say to Henrietta?”
― April Fernsby, The Witch Is Dead

“Because of my job as a guardian. Blending in is perfect when I’m working in the”
― April Fernsby, Murder of a Werewolf

“There was no reply. I shouted at the house a few more times, but again, there was no response.”
― April Fernsby, The Witch Is Dead