Laff Gaff > Quotes

“sexual”
― Laff Gaff, Funny Insults: 180 Great Burns, Insults & Roasts!

“You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.”
― Laff Gaff, Funny Insults: 180 Great Burns, Insults & Roasts!

“We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.”
― Laff Gaff, Funny Insults: 180 Great Burns, Insults & Roasts!

“You're kinda like Rapunzel except instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life.”
― Laff Gaff, Funny Insults: 180 Great Burns, Insults & Roasts!

“If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.”
― Laff Gaff, Funny Insults: 180 Great Burns, Insults & Roasts!

“Who's Who”
― Laff Gaff, Funny Insults: 180 Great Burns, Insults & Roasts!

“Fake hair, fake nails, fake smile. Are you sure you weren't made in China?”
― Laff Gaff, Funny Insults: 180 Great Burns, Insults & Roasts!

“Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.”
― Laff Gaff, Funny Insults: 180 Great Burns, Insults & Roasts!

“I wasnt born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.”
― Laff Gaff, Funny Insults: 180 Great Burns, Insults & Roasts!

“Gay? I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.”
― Laff Gaff, Funny Insults: 180 Great Burns, Insults & Roasts!

“You need to shut your mouth 'cause all your stupidity is leaking out. Have you been shopping lately?”
― Laff Gaff, Funny Insults: 180 Great Burns, Insults & Roasts!