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“Steve adjusted his imaginary bow”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“Ms. Nilnose”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“A teacher said to his Mob class one day, ‘If you think you’re dumb, please stand up.’ Nobody stood up, so the teacher said, “I’m sure there are some kids in this class that think they’re dumb!” Then Little Johnny the Creeper stood up. The teacher said, ‘Oh, Johnny! So, you think you’re dumb then?’ Little Johnny replied, ‘No, I just felt bad that you were standing by yourself.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“It’s not our fault. We don’t have arms, you know.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“when you eat too much candy on Halloween”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“Shrek Kermit the frog Green Giant Green Arrow Grinch Yoda Ninja Turtles And Oscar the Grouch They’re real cool. And they’re greeeeeeen!”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“wait for you to finish your really cool Minecraft creation, which took you weeks to create, all so that we can blow it up.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“Slenderman.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Enderman Book 1: Endermen Rule!

“I just get weirded out by how they crawl around with their little legs and how they sneak up on you and stuff. . .
And that hissing sound just drives me crazy.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“Spontaneous Combustion. Or Detonitis, for short.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“lot”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 2: Silent But Deadly

“McCreepers.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 3: Attack of the Barking Spider!

“Herobrine”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“.Creepers do poop gunpowder.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“think it had something to do with a Creeper accidentally walking into the girl’s bathroom.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“You see my farts. . .they’re really, really, really bad. Like, school cafeteria mystery-meat bad. They smell a lot like gunpowder. Sometimes I can’t help it, and I just fart without warning.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“Do you play basketball?” “Can you reach that for me?” “Where do you buy your clothes?” “How tall are you. . .really?” “You must hit your head, a lot.” “You have a booger in your nose.” And when you trip, somebody somewhere always yells, “Timber!!!” Now being taller than everybody else does have its perks. Like, I always get the best apples from the top of the tree. And when I’m tired, I can rest my elbows on people’s square heads.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Enderman Book 1: Endermen Rule!

“Sir”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 2: Silent But Deadly

“One of the kids from school said that Notch was trying to make a pig but made a mistake and he ended up with a Creeper instead.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“Thasssss a very nice toy you’ve got there. . . It’d be a ssssshame if anything were to happen to it. . .”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“So, try not to get us too charged up. And don’t ever, ever, ever try to tickle us. I mean it.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“Gets really annoying sometimes. Yeah, something tells me that nobody knows where Endermen come from. Now, a kid at school once told me that Creepers and Endermen actually came from a secret military experiment. They tried to make us into super soldiers and something went wrong. Like, Creepers were supposed to have explosion power. And Endermen were supposed to have teleportation and mind control powers. But Creepers ended up with stinky farts, and they randomly explode. And Endermen. . .well, we just stare out into space a lot and have sticky fingers.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Enderman Book 1: Endermen Rule!

“WHOAAAAAA!!!”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 3: Attack of the Barking Spider!

“One day a Witch asked her son, ‘Paul, do you think I’m a bad mother?’ The son says, ‘My name is Jim.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“Even though Fred still had the bubble guts. Nasty.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 2: Silent But Deadly

“Now, it is true that we can teleport. But we can’t teleport to the moon or anything like that.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Enderman Book 1: Endermen Rule!

“a”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 2: Silent But Deadly

“Steve,”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life

“teacher.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 2: Silent But Deadly

“And, sometimes when he gets mad, stuff just bursts into flames around him. We were a bit creeped out at first. Now, we just make him mad whenever we want to make s’mores.”
― Pixel Kid, Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Creeper Book 1: Creeper Life