L.L. Frost > Quotes

“Surprised, I take a step closer. “You were on medication?” That eases my worry. The fairy touched who get on the anti-hallucination drugs early in life rarely become Hunters. “Yeah, until about a month ago.” He peeks at Tally with a shy smile. “A persistent demon convinced me I wasn’t crazy.”
― L.L. Frost, The Blaze

“That’s when I learned Kellen was a restless sleeper and not someone to share a bed with. Abusive to the extreme in his sleep. He moves around like he dreams of being a steamroller, and I’m the uneven bump he needs to flatten out.”
― L.L. Frost, Sidelined

“Here is a demon who destroys worlds, who pulls meteors off orbit to smash into our planet, who rips open the earth and spits lava into the sky.”
― L.L. Frost, Destroyed

“The Hunter’s soft blue eyes widen in shock. “An angel?” “No.” I slam his head against the wall, and his eyes roll back in their sockets before he slumps to the hard cement.”
― L.L. Frost, Deceived

“My pain in my head increases as I try to guess which flavor cupcake she desires. That should be easy enough. “What can I get for you today?” The color yellow forms in my mind. Sunflower maybe? She licks her lips. “I want to be banged by construction workers.” Hard hats. Damn it!”
― L.L. Frost, The Meeting

“Amassing power takes time. Skill takes time. Knowledge is the easiest part of this sort of process. But it doesn’t matter how smart you are, how much you know. You have to keep practicing, then practice some more. Push yourself, but don’t break whatever’s inside you that lets you do this.”
― L.L. Frost, The Revelation

“Convincing the domovoi demon of the necessity of wearing the hairnet is an ongoing struggle. The ancient hearth demon just doesn’t grasp modern hygiene.”
― L.L. Frost, Trapped

“You touch the boobs, you get the boot!” Jimboba trumpets and the call goes up around the room. After a few attempts to dissuade them, I give up and raise my arm into the air. “Go, BBBB! Let’s fight nightmare monsters and bad boob touchers!”
― L.L. Frost, Limits

“But I know the call of a siren when I hear it. Destruction waits in the sky, a cruel mistress ready to rip me apart to feed herself.”
― L.L. Frost, The Terms

“It’s one thing to talk witchcraft in public. Quite another to discuss breaking and entering and likely murder.”
― L.L. Frost, Deceived

“Oh, my god, you testosterone laden fuck tarts!”
― L.L. Frost, The Revelation

“What are they teaching demons these days? Pain in my ass, every one of them.”
― L.L. Frost, The Assignment

“Damn straight I am. You called me a child and stupid. It’s going to take more than a van to make that up.” “It’s not a van. It’s a Mystery Machine.” “It’s a Volkswagen Bus.” I sniff. “Not even a proper Chevrolet.” “You’re killing me. This is how I die.”
― L.L. Frost, Trapped

“I never should have gone corporeal.”
― L.L. Frost, The Rules

“To the kitchen with you. I have people to kill and biscuits to eat.”
― L.L. Frost, The Deal

“One, you need to improve your wards. That was truly embarrassing to experience just now. Are you trying to keep out demons or gnats?”
― L.L. Frost, Falling

“You made us confetti cannons,” Tobias says drily. Reese wiggles his fingers in the air. “Magical confetti cannons.”
― L.L. Frost, Deceived

“I hate this era,” she grumbles, claws clicking together threateningly. “Where’s the respect? The mystery? In the good days, I’d have a caldron and skulls. And a giant spoon. The best spoon the priests could carve from a tree struck down by lightning. There’d be chanting, and maybe some bunnies to eviscerate. Everyone’s in such a rush nowadays. There’s no patience for pageantry.”
― L.L. Frost, Swarmed

“Nose in the air, I point at the door. “Go forth and pimp yourself.”
― L.L. Frost, Takeback

“Deal.” Owen holds out his hand. I eye it for a second, then slap the piece of bacon I hold into it. All the best bargains are sealed with bacon.”
― L.L. Frost, A Curse of Blood

“Take it back.” He thrusts the cup at me. “No.” I hide my hands behind my back. “It’s payment. If I take it back, I’ll still owe you.” He stares at it for a moment in consideration. “I’ll throw it away, then.” My lips part, hungry gaze dropping to the coffee. “But that’s mocha raspberry bliss.”
― L.L. Frost, The Offer

“Do not test me on this. My mentor is Landregath the Great Devourer, and he will back me on this one! You’ll be lucky if cousin Cassandra accepts your call!” My chest heaves as I take in their shocked expressions then stomp to the door and shove it open. Hand still on the knob, I turn back. “And none of you are getting cuddles!”
― L.L. Frost, The Revelation

“I’ve watched enough sappy romance movies to know there’s more to life. And just because I’m a demon doesn’t mean I can’t want that for myself.”
― L.L. Frost, The Inferno

“Bending, I cup his cheeks. “You’re going to get so many cuddles later.” Embers drift across his pupils. “I am going to fuck you so hard you can’t walk.” One side of my mouth kicks up. “I’m a succubus, silly. I can take all the fucking you can dish out.”
― L.L. Frost, Charmed

“Remember all the murdering? How much fun we had?”
― L.L. Frost, Cornered

“Unexpectedly, the weight in the air lessens as Tobias slowly sets me on my feet at arm’s distance from his body. “I’m sorry I pushed.” My mouth drops open. That’s it? This from the demon who chased me through the house after my last rejection of sex? Of course, I dumped scalding tea on him last time. But he was being a huge asshole.”
― L.L. Frost, The Torch

“She’s Adeline Boo Pond, trainee of Landregath the Great Devourer, Protector of Imps, Slayer of Hunters, Life Giver to Torch the Tiny Flame, Rider of Storms, Drinker of Ice Ages, Embracer of Chaos. You’d best let her pass before the demons of destruction come looking for her.”
― L.L. Frost, Falling

“Dreamland keeps baku locked in, unable to cross the line into the human plane. They feed on nightmares and transform over time to take on resemble those dreams. Most have tusks, horns, and tails. The oldest of them become an amalgamation of an elephant and a tiger with a feathered ruff around their necks. Not humanoid at all. And not pink.”
― L.L. Frost, The Blaze

“You’re human, and humans adapt quickly. You’ll be able to circle an entire house in no time. But before that, we’ll take this one room at a time until we’re done, okay?”
― L.L. Frost, The Revelation

“You”—I point at him with one sharp talon—“will eat your sugar like a good boy. I will not get in trouble with Kellen for damaging his witches.”
― L.L. Frost, Charmed