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“The last time somebody was cremated, his ashes were sprinkled from a crop duster. We all ran for cover. We liked him fine, but we didn't want him all over our good clothes.”
― Gayden Metcalfe, Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies Guide To Hosting the Perfect Funeral
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