Virlyce > Quotes

“fighting off many creatures that you’ve probably read about in your stories: giant boars, bears, wyverns, phoenixes, cows. In the wilderness, everything will try to kill you if they think you’re weak—”
― Virlyce, The Blue Mage Raised by Dragons

“Before I met Durandal, I was a luggage bearer and sparring dummy for the soldiers in the army. After I met Durandal, I’m a luggage bearer and experimental dummy for Durandal. It feels like my life hasn’t changed much.”
― Virlyce, The Godking's Legacy

“Thousands of people have made mistakes so you don’t have to. Knowledge is power. Never forget that.”
― Virlyce, The Blue Mage Raised by Dragons

“Greetings, ye holy peeps,”
― Virlyce, The Blue Mage Raised by Dragons

“Ignore the fact that I can also grow stronger by eating swords from the Immortal Continent. I’ll be able to surpass Lucia—before, I was limited by her strength, but now, I’m able to grow on my own. If I enter a higher realm before her, I’ll be able to bully, err, educate her properly!”
― Virlyce, The Immortal Continent

“I wouldn’t be doing my job properly as a tyrant if I didn’t extort people! Ahem, I mean empress. I’m an empress, not a tyrant.”
― Virlyce, The Immortal Continent

“Now I see why Durandal’s such a bully sometimes. Bullying people soothes my heart. …I’m a good person, okay?”
― Virlyce, The Godking's Legacy

“…Your servant has an awfully loose mouth.” Your face is loose, you grumpy old man! Look at all those wrinkles and sagging skin.”
― Virlyce, The Godking's Legacy

“I squeezed the skull with my left hand, and it disintegrated. Work! Lots of stuff to do, Lucia! Carve more runes! Strength! Speed! Focus, focus, focus! Lots of focus runes! Use all the bones in the bag! String them up around your body like some macabre decorations for easy use! What are you waiting for, start now! You’ll only be focused for another 59 minutes and 32 seconds! 31 seconds now! 30! …Yup. It worked. Busy, busy.”
― Virlyce, The Godking's Legacy

“Ugh…. Alright, fine. I took in a deep breath and closed my eyes while reaching for the light with my toe. Please don’t hurt. Please don’t hurt. Please don’t hurt. Gah! Fuck! It hurts! It hurts! It … doesn’t hurt? Huh? I opened my eyes. Oh, I didn’t touch it yet. I’m still about an inch away from the—why is it flying towards me!? Gah! It hurts for real this time! My head’s going to explode!”
― Virlyce, The Immortal Continent

“Too bad Lucia only had eyes for Durandal. And Durandal was an even greedier monster than Lucia.”
― Virlyce, The Immortal Continent

“Nope. Not going.” “Are you sure? You’ll be stuck in the legendary realm forever if you stay here,” the man in the sky said with a smile. “If I leave, the next time I see you again, I’ll be stronger than you.” He’s telling me to beat him up now before problems arise in the future, right? Right? That was clearly a threat.”
― Virlyce, The Immortal Continent

“Innkeeper! I need a bath.” “Yes, you do.” Don’t agree with me! “How much?”
― Virlyce, The Godking's Legacy

“You look like you have the face of someone who’s easily tricked.” …She just called me stupid, didn’t she? She’s lucky she’s right.”
― Virlyce, The Godking's Legacy

“I prefer to be called a connoisseur of fine wine, crude beer, and anything alcoholic.”
― Virlyce, The Kingdom Razed by Dragons

“…Well, I’m already a murderer. It can’t hurt to be a thief as well, yeah? I just have to find a promising young piñata, err, young master.”
― Virlyce, The Godking's Legacy

“I’m such a positive influence, aren’t I? I turned a scene of violence into one of peace and happiness! Hmm? It was only my happiness? Well, my happiness is the only one that matters.”
― Virlyce, The Immortal Continent

“For a while, I wanted to train him like I trained Puppers, but I don’t want to break Durandal’s soul. …I broke Puppers’ soul? Who said that? I treat Puppers very nicely! I feed him a meal every other month!”
― Virlyce, The Immortal Continent

“To quote her, “A squirrel will never betray you unless someone offers them acorns! But no one carries more acorns around than I do.”
― Virlyce, The Immortal Continent

“Puppers crouched down in front of me. He was a bit blurry. It must’ve been the steam coming off my mug of chocolate. “Are you crying, Lucia?” I’m not crying! Legend’s never cry! “I’m going to stab you.” “I didn’t see anything,” Puppers said.”
― Virlyce, The Immortal Continent

“I hit the man’s chest with the flat part of mini-DalDal because I’m not a murderer, and he was sent flying into the wall of the temple. He didn’t even scream because I hit him so lightly. Mm, he wasn’t moving either—he must’ve been thankful for me showing him mercy.”
― Virlyce, The Immortal Continent

“You bastards! Do you know how precious hot chocolate is!? All the health and strengthening benefits! Why would you use such a huge explosion?” As expected, reddish-black qi was rising out of Lucia’s tail. Poor saps.”
― Virlyce, The Immortal Continent

“Is something burning?” Does molten metal count as burning?”
― Virlyce, The Godking's Legacy

“The weird person lowered his head, bowing until his torso was parallel to the ground. Wow. He sure knows how to brown nose. I love it when people kiss up to me—it makes my stomach feel fuzzy and nice.”
― Virlyce, The Immortal Continent

“Grimmoldesser”
― Virlyce, The Blue Mage Raised by Dragons

“Both of you are wrong, so there’s no reason for you two to fight. See?”
― Virlyce, A Demon and a Dragon

“Violence is still better. I’ll never run out of violence no matter how much I use it.”
― Virlyce, A Squirrel's Ascension

“I’ve never been in a situation like this before. I’ll ask Ilya! “Hey. What do we do?” “Lucia! How could you!?” Ilya looked like she wanted to cry. Mm, I guess she was temporarily useless.”
― Virlyce, The Immortal Continent

“Seriously, if my life were a story—which it’s not—the author would be bashed for creating one-dimensional villains.”
― Virlyce, The Immortal Continent

“You can barely see the dress that I took from Snow underneath all my consumable bones. Not like anyone would want to. It used to be white—it’s dark red now.”
― Virlyce, The Godking's Legacy