Celia Kyle > Quotes

“You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!”
― Celia Kyle, He Ain't Lion

“Live by the three 'F' rule: If they don't fuck you, feed you or finance you, they don't matter. - Maya Josephs, Prima of the Ridgeville Pride”
― Celia Kyle, Head Over Tail

“The road to happiness is always under construction. But no worries, my SUV has four wheel drive. Let’s rock this.” —”
― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen

“Best friends are the chicks who make your problems theirs so you guys can form a gangsta posse and beat those problems to hell.”
― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen

“Fuckyou-ish?” “The English dialect of the ancient language ‘fuckyou.’ Very old. Dignified even.”
― Celia Kyle, All Roar and No Bite

“Yeah, he’s evil with a capitol ass and lowercase hat.”
― Celia Kyle, Whitney

“Of course you can. It’s a woman’s prerogative. We get our way. Why else would god give us pussies if we weren’t supposed to use them to control men? It’s in the Chick Bible.”
― Celia Kyle, Ridgeville Series: Volume Two

“Well, she kinda sorta has a few dozen plans on getting out of the city.” Quiet descended. The Protectors had something similar. Only they limited escape routes to five. Apparently little Victoria was hugely paranoid. “Fine,” Wren huffed. “She has fifty-two and a half.”
Liam had to bust in then. This was getting too good not to participate. “Fifty-two and a half?” He pushed away from the wall and flopped into a chair across from the irate woman.
“Well, fifty-two complete routes and the half is more of a ‘run around in a circle and scream because she’s totally fucked in a bad way’ plan. Somehow it involves the Goodyear blimp and Jolly Ranchers.” The woman grimaced, and he couldn’t restrain his wide smile.”
― Celia Kyle, Big Bad Vamp

“What else ‘doesn’t exist,’ but really does? Like vamps. Are they real? Do they sparkle? Are they hot? Because, lemme tell ya, there isn’t a wolf alive that’s been hit by the ugly stick.” Scarlet fanned her face. “Whew. The hotness that surrounds me is—” Keller slapped a hand over Scarlet’s mouth.”
― Celia Kyle, Whitney

“Don’t go to the bears! It’s like Poltergeist all over again. Don’t go into the fur-lined light!”
― Celia Kyle, All Roar and No Bite

“We’re all a little crazy. Some hide it well; others don’t bother.”
― Celia Kyle, Howl My Name

“I feel like I’m playing a game without the instructions. So I’ll just make it up as I go along. That means I win, collect two hundred dollars plus I’ve just sunk your battleship. Everyone else can put their left foot on blue.”
― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen

“Did the guy have IPS or something? Irritable Penis Syndrome was a real thing, even if doctors refused to accept its existence. Coincidentally, most of those doctors had penises so…”
― Celia Kyle, Rebecca

“when I’m depressed, I just want someone to hug me and tell me they have ice cream. You thought I was gonna say I wanted to hear ‘I love you’, right? Screw that. Everyone loves me, but not everyone has ice cream.”
― Celia Kyle, Sealed with a Purr

“I don’t always have to be right, I just need to make sure you realize you’re always wrong. Are we on the same page here? No? Lemme get you a bookmark.”
― Celia Kyle, Big Furry Deal

“You’re taking on a lot by being with me.” There was no denying the truth. “Baby, I’d take on the fucking world to be with you.”
― Celia Kyle, Wicked Howl

“Basically, werewolf speed dating. Sniff-sniff. Am I your mate? No? Next!”
― Celia Kyle, Alpha Marked Boxed Set

“Apologizing doesn’t mean that you’re wrong. It just means that you’re tired of arguing and are ready to move on. Just make sure that the other person thinks you’re sincere.”
― Celia Kyle, Ridgeville Series: Volume Two

“Duress, my ass. You wanted to climb Declan like a tree. Hell, better yet, you wanted to eat him like a birthday cake.” Harper pointed at her, eyes narrowed. “With butter. Cream. Icing.”
― Celia Kyle, On the Growl

“Despite being only pounds in his hedgie form, he was all male baby.”
― Celia Kyle, Hedging His Bets

“There are bitches with guns. Some of them may or may not look like me. Cover your balls and hide. And text me back. They. Are. Crazy. Also, new disclaimer includes bullet wounds and human-wolf rabies. Peace out.”
― Celia Kyle, Rebecca

“Though how you manage to find every asshole who doesn’t know what to do with his penis is beyond me. I mean, they grew up with it, how do they not know how it operates?”
― Celia Kyle, Wicked Howl

“He couldn’t afford to fuck this up. Because fucking up the emotions part would fuck the fucking part up quicker than fuck.”
― Celia Kyle, Protecting a Mate

“When you first start dating and living together, don’t start doing things for him unless you’re willing to do them for the rest of your life. Rest. Of. Your. Life.”
― Celia Kyle, Protecting a Mate

“Take my children for example… Really, take them before I turn them into homicidal maniacs. I think it’d be surprisingly easy, and that’s a temptation no woman should have.”
― Celia Kyle, Sealed with a Purr

“God she needed this, needed the touch of a man who wanted her exactly as she was.”
― Celia Kyle, He Ain't Lion

“He was all healthy and in shape. She’d first poison him by introducing chocolate cake to his diet. And then bacon. No one could resist bacon. It was like the Borg from Star Trek. Any second now biomechanical humanoids would come marching out of the forest. “Resistance is futile. You will eat fattening chocolate.”
― Celia Kyle, Rebecca

“Unlike some of the bigger weres, a werehedgehog’s change was elegant and refined.”
― Celia Kyle, Hedging His Bets

“Petulant child, party of one.”
― Celia Kyle, All Roar and No Bite

“I want to be loved. I want someone who can’t breathe without me standing beside her. I want a Warden partner who is strong enough to stand at my side and protect her with every breath in his body.”
― Celia Kyle, Paisley