Pippa Grant > Quotes

“The chief clears his throat and gives me the don’t be a sexual predator look.”
― Pippa Grant, Mister McHottie

“DO NOT TRY TO MANSPLAIN ME.”
― Pippa Grant, Flirting with the Frenemy

“Never in all of my engagements has a man asked me if my cat needs pajamas. But this man thinks of everything.”
― Pippa Grant, Real Fake Love

“I start and check out the door, and while I’d like to say my pussy perked up and cheered,”
― Pippa Grant, Stud in the Stacks

“It’s the cutest damn laugh I’ve ever heard. Like a tweety bird mated with an evil cartoon villain.”
― Pippa Grant, The Hero and the Hacktivist

“there is nothing in the world as good for a man’s soul as listening to the love of his life laugh,”
― Pippa Grant, Hot Heir

“Animals are easy, innocent, uncomplicated. Not like humans, who are so often a stress-laced mystery to me…”
― Pippa Grant, Hitched

“Joy. Oh my god. He’s my joy. My laughter. My strength. My challenge. My motivation. My rock. My joy.”
― Pippa Grant, Flirting with the Frenemy

“Your mother’s holding for you on line two,” she says. “If I were you, I’d buy a florist and a candy shop. Maybe a winery too. Sounds like she needs them.” Might be time to resign from my personal life.”
― Pippa Grant, Mister McHottie

“Your heart is not poop. Your life is not poop! Steve is poop. You are unicorn hair plaited in a beautiful braid, sprinkled with sugar and sunshine.”
― Pippa Grant, Hosed

“Day four of this adventure has begun, and it’s clear where I’m headed. All I need is the handbasket.”
― Pippa Grant, Rockaway Bride

“For a really smart person, Felicity, sometimes you’re really dumb.”
― Pippa Grant, Beauty and the Beefcake

“horny and horrified all at once.”
― Pippa Grant, Mister McHottie

“Embrace what’s better, Ellie. Change what you can change. Fix what you can fix. Accept the rest.”
― Pippa Grant, Flirting with the Frenemy

“Never underestimate a man’s desire to outrank another.”
― Pippa Grant, Hot Heir

“What does that mean?” I ask. “The bee’s knees.” “Fantastic. Excellent. The very best.” I pause with my hand on the screen door. She looks up to find me staring and I smile. “I think you’re the bee’s knees, Cassandra Sunderwell.”
― Pippa Grant, Hosed

“She’s mine. She might not know it yet, but she’s mine.”
― Pippa Grant, Stud in the Stacks

“The last thing she did before her accident was, well, me. If she needs help getting back in the saddle, then I guess the least I can do is, well, her.”
― Pippa Grant, Flirting with the Frenemy

“There are things you embrace in your everyday life, and things that are better left for short visits.”
― Pippa Grant, The Fake Wedding Project

“bottled-up sunlight under pressure,”
― Pippa Grant, Humbugged

“Fuck. I just handed my fake girlfriend a baby poop bomb. And it went off. All. Over. Her. “Oh, fungusbubbles,” I croak out.”
― Pippa Grant, America's Geekheart

“You’re not a grown-up. You’re some kind of male sex kitten in a glitter suit, and I’m done with you.”
― Pippa Grant, Mister McHottie

“Falling in love was the easy part. Fighting for love is harder than I ever imagined it could be.”
― Pippa Grant, Hosed

“I want to fall in love.” Her eyes widen and her lips form a small o, like she wasn’t expecting me to go there. But I have. And now I’m all in. I look her square in the eye. “Not the happy kind of love. Not whatever it is Emma has. It’s what she wants for her, great. But I want more. I want ecstatic love. Purpose love. I want a love that’s the very reason for my existence. I want a love that makes life make sense, and I want a love that makes me want to be better. My own kind of better. Fuck happy. Fuck easy. Fuck settling. I want everything.”
― Pippa Grant, The Worst Wedding Date

“You're still like a chocolate cupcake while I'm that weird lemon-white chocolate cookie people always pick last because it's weird.”
― Pippa Grant, Stud in the Stacks

“Laughing with someone when the dishwasher leaks. When he accidentally sits on a squirt bottle of French dressing. When we knock heads in the middle of an orgasm.”
― Pippa Grant, Flirting with the Frenemy

“It’s hard to balance getting enough for yourself when your default is to give to everyone else.”
― Pippa Grant, The Last Eligible Billionaire

“Because it’s a fucking spider. Those fuckers are assholes. And they can kill. And there’s nothing normal about an animal that spins fucking yarn out its ass and catches other animals in its ass-yarn so it can fucking suck their blood out. That’s wrong.”
― Pippa Grant, The Pilot & the Puck-Up

“If men are pigs, his body is the bacon, and god help me, I love a good piece of bacon.”
― Pippa Grant, The Bigger Badder Berger Box Set

“Or Knox. As I should really call him if Judy happens to say anything to me about him.”
― Pippa Grant, Stud in the Stacks