Kristy Marie > Quotes

“Brace yourself, Anniston, I am about to blow this friendship to hell.”
― Kristy Marie, Commander in Briefs

“Hardy har har; dickhead. If you would have listened more closely you would have heard that was in fact, your precious commander doing all the screaming.”
― Kristy Marie, Commander in Briefs

“Don’t speak. You are done speaking for the day. Your mouth now belongs to me, Commander.”
― Kristy Marie, Commander in Briefs

“I blink. Lies are just not coming as fast as they usually do. What the fuck did they give me in the hospital?”
― Kristy Marie, Commander in Briefs

“I hate you more and hope you get diarrhea. Maybe you’ll shit out some of the ugly inside.”
― Kristy Marie, IOU

“I slip on my mask. “Okay. But don’t be mad when I accidentally miss and you get a nut shot.” That comment gives him pause. “What do you mean, ‘When you miss’? Is there a chance you’re going to miss?” Men. They’ll lose an eye, but heaven forbid the jewels take a hit.”
― Kristy Marie, IOU

“You asshole.” I flash him an annoyed look. We all know I’m an asshole. This is not a new concept.”
― Kristy Marie, Pitcher

“Women only go crazy for two reasons: a sale and a man, but Ainsley . . . I think she’s just being herself. Not crazy, just extremely passionate.”
― Kristy Marie, IOU

“This man needs an ankle monitor and a muzzle.”
― Kristy Marie, Subscriber Wars

“Women should never lose sight of their hopes and dreams. They should be individuals that are amplified by their mates—she for real used the term mate. Women should always be independent because the older you get (her lecture, not mine), the more you forget who that woman is. I’m pretty sure she’s speaking from experience, and at the time she gave me that sound piece of advice,”
― Kristy Marie, IOU

“Hope is a dangerous emotion. Sometimes it fulfills us, and sometimes, it kills us.”
― Kristy Marie, The Potter

“I suggest you take the kids out for a Happy Meal. I toss my left shoe. It falls down several steps before landing.
“Daddy is about to hate-fuck his mood out on mommy.”
― Kristy Marie, Commander in Briefs

“Damn Theo and his macho bullshit. It makes me so fucking horny, and he knows it.”
― Kristy Marie, Commander in Briefs

“Cows stink. So do goats and other animals that live on a farm. Old McDonald should have gone with fish. They are much less maintenance.”
― Kristy Marie, Pitcher

“And I hate the girl standing next to him. Taylor. My roommate and, currently, my boyfriend’s side piece. But that’s not even the fucked-up part. The real fucked-up part is the fact they decided to use my candles to create this ambiance of adultery.”
― Kristy Marie, IOU

“Burned by the past and scarred for the future. We were drifters in our own lives. So far removed, the lines of who we once were and who we had become blurred into something unrecognizable. Something different. Something beautiful. Something extraordinary.”
― Kristy Marie, Drifter

“For the girl in the mirror. Don’t let fear be your future. Do it afraid.”
― Kristy Marie, The Prodigal

“You’ll never fuck another man.”
“I’ll bury a bitch that looks at you with more than a glare.”
― Kristy Marie, Commander in Briefs

“This is what Dr. McCallister likes dirty, filthy, rough, and violent victories. And I aim to please. Watch, and learn, gentlemen.”
― Kristy Marie, Commander in Briefs