Seth McDuffee > Quotes

“If you’d have told me this morning that I was going to be suckin’ down a hot helping of ghost, I’d have slapped your damn mouth. Now, however, I was Hank Merrick: Spirit Sipper.”
― Seth McDuffee, Good Boy

“If I had any pants they would have been absolutely filled with shit.”
― Seth McDuffee, Good Boy

“Why can’t I be the one hitting a man when he’s down? That’s like one of my top ten favorite things.”
― Seth McDuffee, Good Boy

“It was unsettling, like staring into a bizarre-o mirror from some alternate timeline where I got addicted to meth and strawberry popsicles.”
― Seth McDuffee, Good Boy

“That really chapped my chode. Apparently they didn’t have any codes of conduct for pugilism on the Mayflower.”
― Seth McDuffee, Good Boy

“growing larger and in-charger.”
― Seth McDuffee, Good Boy