Seth McDuffee > Quotes

“If you’d have told me this morning that I was going to be suckin’ down a hot helping of ghost, I’d have slapped your damn mouth. Now, however, I was Hank Merrick: Spirit Sipper.”
― Seth McDuffee, Good Boy

“If I had any pants they would have been absolutely filled with shit.”
― Seth McDuffee, Good Boy

“Why can’t I be the one hitting a man when he’s down? That’s like one of my top ten favorite things.”
― Seth McDuffee, Good Boy

“History,' he said, his words hanging in the air like a heavy cloud of fog, 'is a mirror. A mirror reflecting who we were, who we could've been, and most importantly, who we are today. It's like a beacon guiding us, an invaluable manual to decipher our present.”
― Seth McDuffee, Big Sneaky Barbarian 3

“It was unsettling, like staring into a bizarre-o mirror from some alternate timeline where I got addicted to meth and strawberry popsicles.”
― Seth McDuffee, Good Boy

“That really chapped my chode. Apparently they didn’t have any codes of conduct for pugilism on the Mayflower.”
― Seth McDuffee, Good Boy

“growing larger and in-charger.”
― Seth McDuffee, Good Boy

“You see, the past, even if it's irretrievable, even if it's locked away in the vaults of time and space, separated from us by an insurmountable chasm, is still integral to our existence.”
― Seth McDuffee, Big Sneaky Barbarian 3