Laura Levine > Quotes

“A famous philosopher (either Aristotle or Judith Krantz, I forget who) once said about being a woman in Los Angeles: If you're blonde and beautiful, you're interchangeable. If you're not, you're invisible.”
― Laura Levine, This Pen for Hire

“Don’t you just hate it when you’re having a nice relaxing soak in the tub, and a murderer shows up?”
― Laura Levine, Killer Blonde

“Now, now, we mustn’t be bitchy just because we’re a suspect in a murder case.”
― Laura Levine, Murder Has Nine Lives

“put”
― Laura Levine, Shoes to Die For

“me”
― Laura Levine, The Dangers of Candy Canes