Francesca Simon > Quotes

“No more Latin, no more French, No more sitting on a hard school bench. No more dirty bread and butter, No more water from the gutter. No more maggots in the ham, No more yukky bread and jam. No more milk in dirty jugs, No more cabbage boiled with slugs. Now’s the time to say hurray. We’re eating the Infants today!”
― Francesca Simon, Don't Cook Cinderella: A School Story with a Difference

“repeated.”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry's Sizzling Summer

“FIEND “… AND with 15 seconds to go it’s Hot-Foot Henry racing across the field! Beckham tries a slide tackle but Henry’s too quick! Just look at that step-over! Oh no, he can’t score from that distance, it’s crazy, it’s impossible, oh my goodness, he cornered the ball, it’s IN!!!! It’s IN! Another spectacular goal! Another spectacular win! And it’s all thanks to Hot-Foot Henry, the greatest soccer star who’s ever lived!” “Goal! Goal! Goal!” roared the crowd. Hot-Foot Henry won the match! His teammates carried him through the fans, cheering and chanting, “Hen-ry! Hen-ry! Hen-ry!”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry and the Soccer Fiend

“LONGEST WORD The longest word in the Oxford English Dictionary (not counting the names of some horrible diseases) has 34 letters and means ‘wonderful’. It comes from the film of Mary Poppins – it’s SUPER-CALI-FRAGILISTIC-EXPI-ALI-DOCIOUS.”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry's World Records

“It's not fair!”
― Horrid Henry By Francesca Simon

“Vain”
― Francesca Simon, Mega-Mean Time Machine: Book 13

“Horrid Henry could not stand Moody Margaret for more than two”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry 21 Ebooks The Complete Collection

“Thank You”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry's Cracking Christmas

“celebrity”
― Francesca Simon, Football Fiend: Book 14

“Did too.”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry Robs the Bank

“MUUUUUUUUMMMMMM!”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry School's Out

“Make sure there are no zombie vampires lurking in your neighborhood!!!!”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry and the Zombie Vampire

“I’m starving, thought Horrid Henry. I’ll just eat a few biscuits really, really, really quietly—”
― Francesca Simon, A Monster Helping of Horrid Henry 3-in-1: Horrid Henry Rocks/Zombie Vampire/Monster Movie

“let it be—MONEY! Of course it was money. What else could it be? There was so much stuff he needed: a Mutant Max lunchbox, a Rapper Zapper Blaster, and, of course, the new Terminator Gladiator game he kept seeing advertized on TV. Mom and Dad were so mean and horrible, they wouldn’t buy it for him. But he could buy whatever he liked with his own money. So there. Ha ha ha ha ha. Wouldn’t Ralph be green with envy when”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry's Underpants

“That’s just copying Daffy and her Dancing Daisies.’ ‘I’m not copying,’ said Perfect Peter. ‘Are too.’ ‘Am not.’ ‘Don’t be horrid, Henry,’ said Mum. ‘Peter, that’s a lovely”
― Francesca Simon, Zombie Vampire: Book 20

“stole the bank’s money. You big fat cheater.”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry Robs the Bank

“CHEATER!” howled Moody Margaret. “CHEATER!”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry Robs the Bank

“squashed!”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry Meets The Queen

“Fill in”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry 21 Ebooks The Complete Collection

“Gotcha!” shrieked Horrid Henry. He’d won!!”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry Robs the Bank

“scored zero in ten spelling tests in a row, which must be a world record for the most rotten spelling ever!”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry's World Records

“pneumonia.”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry and the Mega-Mean Time Machine

“scho”
― Francesca Simon, Nightmare!: Book 22

“poopsicle.”
― Francesca Simon, Bank Robber: Book 17

“3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279,’ said Clever Clare.”
― Francesca Simon, Waking the Dead: Book 18

“Horrid Henry scowled. Typical teacher. You’re interested enough in what they’re saying to ask a question, and suddenly they don’t want to answer.”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry's Stinkbomb

“till”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry's Stinkbomb

“Horrid Henry hated vacations. Henry’s idea of a super vacation was sitting on the sofa eating chips and watching TV.”
― Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry

“No buts,”
― Francesca Simon, Waking the Dead: Book 18

“fizzywizz drinks”
― Francesca Simon, Zombie Vampire: Book 20