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“What’s the difference between a Trump and a flying pig? The letter F”
― Josh N. Hugh, Donald Trump Jokes: The Best 100+ Hilarious Jokes About Donald Trump

“After a long life, and a tumultuous presidency, Donald J Trump dies and arrives at the Gates of Heaven, where he sees a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asks an angel, "What are all those clocks?" The angel answers, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," says Trump, "whose clock is that?" "That's Washington's clock. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Tremendous" says Trump. "And whose clock is that one?" The angel responds, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "So, where's my clock?" Asks Trump "Oh, your clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.”
― Josh N. Hugh, Donald Trump Jokes: The Best 100+ Hilarious Jokes About Donald Trump

“The second passenger, Donald Trump, runs screaming, "I'm the smartest man in the world & the next President of America.” He grabbed the second parachute and jumped. The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, says to Bernie Sanders, "take the last parachute." Bernie says, "It's ok Hillary, there is a parachute for both of us. The world's smartest man just took my backpack.”
― Josh N. Hugh, Donald Trump Jokes: The Best 100+ Hilarious Jokes About Donald Trump

“Donald Trump dies and goes to Hell.  Satan is already waiting for him.”
― Josh N. Hugh, Donald Trump Jokes: The Best 100+ Hilarious Jokes About Donald Trump

“Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.”
― Josh N. Hugh, Donald Trump Jokes: The Best 100+ Hilarious Jokes About Donald Trump

“Trump: The less immigrants that come in, the better Pence: The fewer Trump: I told you not to call me that yet”
― Josh N. Hugh, Donald Trump Jokes: The Best 100+ Hilarious Jokes About Donald Trump

“Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump… But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.”
― Josh N. Hugh, Donald Trump Jokes: The Best 100+ Hilarious Jokes About Donald Trump

“God, what did you tell them?" asks Trump. The driver replies, "I'm President Donald Trump's driver, and I just killed the pig.”
― Josh N. Hugh, Donald Trump Jokes: The Best 100+ Hilarious Jokes About Donald Trump