Unknown. > Quotes

“in another universe, my window is open and im laying on my floor. i am 12 years old nothing bad has happened to me.”
― Unknown.

“Shut the fuck up you zest-fest”
― Unknown.

“It is better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it.”
― Unknown.

“Have you seen those kids nowadays? What they’re like? They’re f****** nightmares. And you do feel like strangling them. At times.
They scream like banshees or maniacs. They’re mini sociopaths in the making. It should be illegal to scream like they do. It’s criminal. They should be arrested or silenced with———————. Yeah, whatever.
While you wonder why the f*** they’re screaming like crazy, their mom shows up and tell you that they actually sh** their pants. Sorry. ‘Diapers.’ They sh** their ‘diapers’. So, take a hint.
And turns out that all along, they were hungry, thirsty for coconut water. Or is it milk? Oh that’s right, ‘nuts.’
Babies are pros at juggling nuts while having colic nanoseconds ago.
Either way, they’re diminutive unruly monsters whose terrorizing skills should not be underestimated.”
― unknown.

“It's like you made flowers grow in my lungs and although they are beautiful i cannot breathe anymore.”
― Unknown.

“Oftentimes, we overcomplicate problems whereas the solutions were there all along”
― Unknown.

“I've searched all my life to find the formula of happiness, but then I can copy and paste"..”
― Unknown.