Connor Hoover > Quotes

“though”
― Connor Hoover, Pick Your Own Quest: Return to Minecraft

“wants”
― Connor Hoover, Pick Your Own Quest: You Are A Unicorn

“If you aren’t so happy with the way things are going and you want to start over, click this link to turn to page 2. You would be seriously crazy to let this old hag witch help you. Everyone knows that witches can’t be trusted. You learned that the first day you played Minecraft. Trust the witch! It’s funny how ridiculous the thought is. Still, you don’t want to upset her. You tell her ‘No thank you’ as politely as you possibly can, and you try to scoot around her because what you do need to do is get out of here. When she hears your answer, the smile slides from her face and a giant wrinkly frown appears. “No one says no to me!” she shrieks, and she lunges at you with her long fingernails extended. You jump back and grab the first potion you can get your hands on, and you throw it at her. You think it’s purple, but you don’t take the time to look. The second the potion hits the witch, she starts to melt, and she melts into a giant pool of goop right there on the porch of her hut. Well, that was easy. You set out on your way, leaving the witch hut far behind. You’re back in the swamp when the sun starts to set, and instantly, a zombie appears. It’s coming”
― Connor Hoover, Pick Your Own Quest: Escape From Minecraft

“Want to try your luck again? Of course you do! click this link to turn to page 2.”
― Connor Hoover, Pick Your Own Quest: Escape From Minecraft

“END”
― Connor Hoover, Pick Your Own Quest: Return to Minecraft

“You look for a ladder to climb the wall, but don’t see one. You’re going to have to build a staircase. You gather enough materials and start building. You aren’t sure how high it is, but surely you have enough. You’re wrong. You get more materials. And more. And you keep building your staircase. You better not fall, because from way up here, you would definitely die. That would ruin all your hard word. So you keep building, but you’re extra careful. One wrong step and it will all be over. Finally you think you see light at the top of the wall. You did it! You built the staircase all the way to the top. You jump onto the top of the wall. It’s really thick, and you walk to the edge. On the other side is only blackness. No forests or deserts or oceans or anything. So much for there being a way out of the city this way. But then you look down and see the sign. It says EXIT and there is an arrow pointing over the side of the wall. Exit over the side, into the blackness!? It’s probably the stupidest thing you’ve ever done in your life, but you take a deep breath and jump. You fall only for like a second, and then you land on something really soft. It’s your bed! Jumping was the exit, and it brought you back to the real world. You didn’t get as many answers as you wanted, but you did make it out of the server and that weird creepy city alive. THE”
― Connor Hoover, Pick Your Own Quest: Return to Minecraft

“Except you are still here. It’s like your body is somehow trapped on the Internet, even though the server is gone. It’s a horrible life—you just kind of exist and do nothing—but you can’t find any way out. THE END”
― Connor Hoover, Pick Your Own Quest: Escape From Minecraft

“book)!”
― Connor Hoover, Pick Your Own Quest: Escape From Minecraft

“chocolate in glass tubes that run overhead like cocoa coasters. Lights shaped like gumdrops pulse with rainbow colors. The air smells like warm fudge and happiness.”
― Connor Hoover, Pick Your Own Quest: The Chocolate Factory

“sure”
― Connor Hoover, Pick Your Own Quest: Trapped in a Fairy Tale

“I have a very large cat,”
― Connor Hoover, Pick Your Own Quest: Alice in Wonderland