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“CONGRATULATIONS!”
― Ciel Publishing, Christmas Would You Rather For Kids: Tree Rex vs Dabbing Unicorn. Christmas Jokes Book For Kids 7+ | Clean Holiday Questions for the Entire Family

“Who’s there?" "Noah." "Noah who?" "Noah any good Irish pubs around here?”
― Ciel Publishing, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9

“dance?”
― Ciel Publishing, Dad Jokes for Kids and Their Adults! 1000 Clean and Absurdly Lame Jokes that Will Crack Up the Entire Family!

“knock." "Who’s there?”
― Ciel Publishing, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9

“Don’ be makin’ fun of the Irish!”
― Ciel Publishing, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9

“This is a joke book for kids that you can spend hours”
― Ciel Publishing, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9

“Would you rather see every tree in the world turn into a Christmas tree… … OR see every dog in the world turn into a miniature reindeer?”
― Ciel Publishing, Christmas Would You Rather For Kids: Tree Rex vs Dabbing Unicorn. Christmas Jokes Book For Kids 7+ | Clean Holiday Questions for the Entire Family

“they edible? In the Cubing world, we refer algorithms as a combination of cube movements or rotations that are certain to give a predictable result. Front Faces! (What’d you say about my face?) Calm down there, buddy. By front face, we are referring to which side of the cube should be”
― Ciel Publishing, How to Solve a 2x2 Rubik's Cube: A Solution Guide for Kids! Solve the Pocket Cube and Impress Your Friends!

“Knock, knock." "Who’s there?" "Bunny with memory problems!" "Bunny with memory problems who?" "Knock, knock!”
― Ciel Publishing, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9

“Would you rather be as tall as an elf—about two feet tall—your whole life... … OR have the pointy ears of an elf?”
― Ciel Publishing, Christmas Would You Rather For Kids: Tree Rex vs Dabbing Unicorn. Christmas Jokes Book For Kids 7+ | Clean Holiday Questions for the Entire Family

“Knock, knock." "Who’s there?" "Kangar." "Kangar who?" "Nah, mate, I’m the Easter”
― Ciel Publishing, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9

“Pete’s a great guy, you should go out with him.”
― Ciel Publishing, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9

“666”
― Ciel Publishing, Dad Jokes for Kids and Their Adults! 1000 Clean and Absurdly Lame Jokes that Will Crack Up the Entire Family!

“Knock, knock." "Who’s there?" "I came to repair your doorbell." "Oh, okay." "Just kidding, April Fools’!”
― Ciel Publishing, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9

“You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents.”
― Ciel Publishing, Dad Jokes for Kids and Their Adults! 1000 Clean and Absurdly Lame Jokes that Will Crack Up the Entire Family!

“Arctic fox…”
― Ciel Publishing, Christmas Would You Rather For Kids: Tree Rex vs Dabbing Unicorn. Christmas Jokes Book For Kids 7+ | Clean Holiday Questions for the Entire Family