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“Would you rather see every tree in the world turn into a Christmas tree… … OR see every dog in the world turn into a miniature reindeer?”
― Ciel Publishing, Christmas Would You Rather For Kids: Tree Rex vs Dabbing Unicorn. Christmas Jokes Book For Kids 7+ | Clean Holiday Questions for the Entire Family

“they”
― Ciel Publishing, Axolotl Tales for Kids: Adventures with Alex the Axolotl: A Collection of 10 Illustrated Stories Featuring Life Lessons, Axolotl Facts, and Timeless Values

“Arctic fox…”
― Ciel Publishing, Christmas Would You Rather For Kids: Tree Rex vs Dabbing Unicorn. Christmas Jokes Book For Kids 7+ | Clean Holiday Questions for the Entire Family

“You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents.”
― Ciel Publishing, Dad Jokes for Kids and Their Adults! 1000 Clean and Absurdly Lame Jokes that Will Crack Up the Entire Family!

“Knock, knock." "Who’s there?" "I came to repair your doorbell." "Oh, okay." "Just kidding, April Fools’!”
― Ciel Publishing, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9

“666”
― Ciel Publishing, Dad Jokes for Kids and Their Adults! 1000 Clean and Absurdly Lame Jokes that Will Crack Up the Entire Family!

“Pete’s a great guy, you should go out with him.”
― Ciel Publishing, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9

“light. It was so sleek and shiny. Alex looked back at his own reflection. He wasn't shiny. He moved slowly, not fast. He tried to tuck his fluffy gills against his head to hide them. He tried to make his smile smaller and more serious, but it wouldn’t change.”
― Ciel Publishing, Axolotl Tales for Kids: Adventures with Alex the Axolotl: A Collection of 10 Illustrated Stories Featuring Life Lessons, Axolotl Facts, and Timeless Values

“Knock, knock." "Who’s there?" "Kangar." "Kangar who?" "Nah, mate, I’m the Easter”
― Ciel Publishing, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9

“Would you rather be as tall as an elf—about two feet tall—your whole life... … OR have the pointy ears of an elf?”
― Ciel Publishing, Christmas Would You Rather For Kids: Tree Rex vs Dabbing Unicorn. Christmas Jokes Book For Kids 7+ | Clean Holiday Questions for the Entire Family

“Knock, knock." "Who’s there?" "Bunny with memory problems!" "Bunny with memory problems who?" "Knock, knock!”
― Ciel Publishing, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9

“they edible? In the Cubing world, we refer algorithms as a combination of cube movements or rotations that are certain to give a predictable result. Front Faces! (What’d you say about my face?) Calm down there, buddy. By front face, we are referring to which side of the cube should be”
― Ciel Publishing, How to Solve a 2x2 Rubik's Cube: A Solution Guide for Kids! Solve the Pocket Cube and Impress Your Friends!

“CONGRATULATIONS!”
― Ciel Publishing, Christmas Would You Rather For Kids: Tree Rex vs Dabbing Unicorn. Christmas Jokes Book For Kids 7+ | Clean Holiday Questions for the Entire Family

“This is a joke book for kids that you can spend hours”
― Ciel Publishing, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9

“Don’ be makin’ fun of the Irish!”
― Ciel Publishing, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9

“Legal Notice: You cannot amend, distribute, sell, use, quote or paraphrase any part of the content of this book without the consent of the author.”
― Ciel Publishing, Axolotl Tales for Kids: Adventures with Alex the Axolotl: A Collection of 10 Illustrated Stories Featuring Life Lessons, Axolotl Facts, and Timeless Values

“looked like tiny, shimmery fish. He really wanted to win this year. Last year, he had come in third place, and he had his heart set on first. The wise old turtle, Papa Tiburón (though he was very gentle and not at all like a shark), was the race official. He gathered all the contestants near the starting line, which was marked by a long, floating lily pad stem. "Welcome, everyone, to the Great Bubble Race!" he boomed in his gentle voice. "The goal is simple: follow the current down to the Big Rock and back. The first one to cross the finish line – marked by that patch of bright blue algae – wins!" Papa Tiburón then explained the rules: "You must propel yourselves by blowing bubbles. No swimming with your feet or wiggling too much! And most importantly," he added,”
― Ciel Publishing, Axolotl Tales for Kids: Adventures with Alex the Axolotl: A Collection of 10 Illustrated Stories Featuring Life Lessons, Axolotl Facts, and Timeless Values

“A feeling of calm”
― Ciel Publishing, Axolotl Tales for Kids: Adventures with Alex the Axolotl: A Collection of 10 Illustrated Stories Featuring Life Lessons, Axolotl Facts, and Timeless Values

“was right. He swam back to”
― Ciel Publishing, Axolotl Tales for Kids: Adventures with Alex the Axolotl: A Collection of 10 Illustrated Stories Featuring Life Lessons, Axolotl Facts, and Timeless Values

“knock." "Who’s there?”
― Ciel Publishing, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9

“dance?”
― Ciel Publishing, Dad Jokes for Kids and Their Adults! 1000 Clean and Absurdly Lame Jokes that Will Crack Up the Entire Family!

“Together, Alex pushing with his bubbles and Lily trying her best, they slowly made their way towards the Big Rock. Alex could have easily left Lily behind and probably won the race, but he didn't. He stayed right behind her, encouraging her and making sure she kept moving forward. When they finally reached the Big Rock and turned around, the other racers were far ahead. Alex knew he had lost his chance to win. But he didn't feel sad. In fact, he felt a warm, happy feeling inside. As they made their way back, they saw another racer in trouble. Sammy the snail had somehow gotten flipped onto his back and was waving his little foot helplessly in the air. He couldn't right himself. Without hesitation, Alex blew a large bubble right under Sammy's shell. The bubble”
― Ciel Publishing, Axolotl Tales for Kids: Adventures with Alex the Axolotl: A Collection of 10 Illustrated Stories Featuring Life Lessons, Axolotl Facts, and Timeless Values

“Who’s there?" "Noah." "Noah who?" "Noah any good Irish pubs around here?”
― Ciel Publishing, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9