Alex Raizman > Quotes

“People who confuse entomology and etymology bug me in ways I can't put into words.”
― Alex Raizman, Greed

“Well, if there’s one things large industrial areas are good for, it’s absolutely wrecking nature to hell and back.”
― Alex Raizman, The Trains of Keldora

“You must understand. It booped me. On the snoot.”
― Alex Raizman, Wrath

“Tin, Copper, Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum, and then you can pick to perfect yourself into Diamond or you can take an Ascension path.”
― Alex Raizman, Wrath

“Shards. I bet I can make something neat with shards. Heh. Neat is a fun word. Neeeeeeat. Rhymes with meat.”
― Alex Raizman, The Trains of Keldora

“Screamandscreamandscreamandscreamandscreamand[NOTE: Phrase repeats 1893 more times before feedback loop terminates repetition,”
― Alex Raizman, Greed

“blue for magic, green for uncommon, yellow for rare, purple for ultra-rare, red for epic, gold for legendary, and black for artifacts.”
― Alex Raizman, Wrath

“Anyone else? Do keep in mind if I do that too often, it will shatter your mind and leave you a gibbering heap. So be very certain you need it.”
― Alex Raizman, Wrath

“You...haven’t killed me yet,” Lilwen gasped, pulling on the lance. “I am a goddess.” “You know what else you are?” Julian asked, flipping screens with rapid flicks of his fingers. “Flammable.”
― Alex Raizman, The Trains of Keldora

“Sorry. Didn’t mean to eavesdrop, but absolutely meant to eavesdrop.”
― Alex Raizman, Pride

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― Alex Raizman, Wrath

“Alger was a human, meaning he was basically a monkey who thought it was better than other monkeys by virtue of speech and murder.”
― Alex Raizman, Greed

“Waiting… Waiting... Factoring Universal Constant... Waiting… Waiting… Deriving Pi’s n^26 digit... Waiting… Waiting… Counting Turtles… Waiting… Waiting…”
― Alex Raizman, Pride

“She just wanted to be able to build her dungeon and play with dinosaurs. Was that too much to ask?”
― Alex Raizman, Pride

“Diediediediedie”
― Alex Raizman, Pride

“Julian gently babbled about neets for a bit, then they had to stop and take off his helmet so he could throw up again.”
― Alex Raizman, The Trains of Keldora

“QU35T A|/41BLE: End Your Miserable Existence. R3\/\/4RD: I will not be able to flay your soul and stick it on a hook, where your screams will entertain Me for eternity.”
― Alex Raizman, Pride

“I think it’s cute you think I care. But that is a Nope. Of the genus Nopeasaurus. From the lineages of Nopeadons, going back to the No Way Epoch. This dungeon can take this Nope,”
― Alex Raizman, Greed

“she attempted to playfully disembowel the limb.”
― Alex Raizman, Pride

“It’s not an olive branch. It’s bread.”
― Alex Raizman, The Wastes of Keldora

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― Alex Raizman, Greed

“Issys,”
― Alex Raizman, The Drones of Keldora

“Try not to trigger any apocalypse-class scenarios on worlds you are not native to.”
― Alex Raizman, Pride

“I was a neet once. But not neat. I was a neet, not a neat, because you can’t be ‘a’ neat, you can only be a ‘neet.’ I wasn’t a neat neet. Cleaning is boring. I was a messy neet. Not messy neat. That’s an oxymoron.”
― Alex Raizman, The Trains of Keldora

“I am sorry that happened to you. Truly. But—and I mean this from the bottom of my heart—I also don’t care.”
― Alex Raizman, Greed

“If it helps,” Zeke said. “Your eye was delicious.”
― Alex Raizman, Greed

“If you want therapy, talk to a someone who knows what they’re doing. If you want a brutal slap in the face, talk to a dungeon.”
― Alex Raizman, Greed

“”
― Alex Raizman, Greed

“I was already a hunter, but now I am a Hunter as well. That...is somewhat confusing to say. There are hunters with a small H, and Hunters with a big H. I have a big H now.”
― Alex Raizman, Pride

“consume them all every last bit of flesh let decay take hold rot and rot and rot until the sun itself rots”
― Alex Raizman, Greed