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“My father and I were in the car traveling to a family outing. On the way, after passing a graveyard, my dad asked, “Did you know that’s a popular cemetery?” “No, why?” I responded. “People are just dying to get in there!” he replied. After I groaned, he continued, in all seriousness, “But really, did you know I can’t be buried there?” “Why not, Dad?” I asked, surprised. “Because I’m not dead yet!”
― Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes: Over 600 of the Best (Worst) Jokes Around and Perfect Christmas Gag Gift for All Ages!

“Why did Stalin only write in lowercase? A: Because he hated capitalism.”
― Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes: Over 600 of the Best (Worst) Jokes Around and Perfect Christmas Gag Gift for All Ages!