Leanne Leeds > Quotes

“Well, of course, I’m not an idiot.” Archie tilted his head to the side and blinked. “I thought you were some super soldier that could sense danger around every corner. Are you telling me that you didn’t know a thirteen-year-old hid in the back of the Jeep?”
― Leanne Leeds, Star of Sage & Scream

“I’d never been good at meditation. My mind raced in a thousand directions all the time, and the one meditation class I took in college was an abject failure. There were just too many thoughts, observations, and distractions bouncing around inside my head for me to push them all out.”
― Leanne Leeds, Witchiest Circus on Earth

“And second, I can keep you from crawling so far into a bottle that you never come out.” “Oh, I don’t know about that.” I followed her out. “I’m really good at crawling.”
― Leanne Leeds, Star of Sage & Scream

“Should I go ahead and lock the front door, then start serving the cats their —” “Don’t say it —” “ —dinner?” No sooner had the word “dinner” left her lips than a chorus of feline whines and meows erupted throughout the café like the wailing undead in a low-budget horror flick.”
― Leanne Leeds, Honey, Hairballs, and Murder

“Jeeves stepped toward Pepper, and Ollie jumped in front of him automatically. “Get out of my way, biker, or we will find out whether the witch is capable of setting a broken arm,” the vampire said through clenched teeth. “Move. Now.” Ollie’s face twisted in frustration. “You hurt her—” “Yes, yes, I’m sure you’d do your best to try to inflict some level of damage,” Jeeves said with some sympathy.”
― Leanne Leeds, Boozehounds and Ball Drops

“Somewhere out there, there’s a tree working very hard to produce oxygen so that you can breathe,” the annoyed owl snapped at the woman. “I think you should go and apologize to it.”
― Leanne Leeds, Star of Sage & Scream