Cookie Monster > Quotes

“Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.”
― Cookie Monster, The Joy of Cookies: Cookie Monster's Guide to Life

“Count your cookies, not your problems.”
― Cookie Monster, The Joy of Cookies: Cookie Monster's Guide to Life

“Sometimes I think, what is friend? And me think, friend someone you give up last cookie for.”
― Cookie Monster, The Joy of Cookies: Cookie Monster's Guide to Life

“Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: Home is cookie.”
― Cookie Monster, The Joy of Cookies: Cookie Monster's Guide to Life

“No cry because cookie is finished. Smile because cookie happened.”
― Cookie Monster, The Joy of Cookies: Cookie Monster's Guide to Life

“Today we will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat cookie”
― Cookie Monster

“If sad, eat cookie. If still sad, talk to doctor. Sounds serious.”
― Cookie Monster, The Joy of Cookies: Cookie Monster's Guide to Life

“Keep calm and eat cookies.”
― Cookie Monster, The Joy of Cookies: Cookie Monster's Guide to Life

“Speak softly and carry big cookie. Big enough to share with a good friend.”
― Cookie Monster, The Joy of Cookies: Cookie Monster's Guide to Life