Maz Maddox > Quotes

“Sexuality isn't on a time scale.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“I needed to concentrate on doing what I did best: Being cute and blowing shit up.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“I wasn’t sure what the most surreal part of this interaction was. If it was the fact that I was standing in some random dark woods at night, the fact that I was doing that with a dinosaur, or the fact that said extinct animal was trying to give me a pile of sticks. It was like having to smile and nod at a kid’s macaroni art you had no idea what to do with, and you had no idea what the picture was, but you didn’t want to crush their spirit.”
― Maz Maddox, King & Queen

“He was a thorn in my side, but he had legs for days. And I hated how perky his ass was. It was insulting how nice it was.”
― Maz Maddox, Sink or Swim

“Of course, the man was built, with a huge chest, stunning abs, massive arms, and trim waist. All dripping wet. And shiny. And biteable. But it was wet swim trunks that did me in. The fabric clung to his business for dear life. I had to sit down. No shame.”
― Maz Maddox, Sink or Swim

“Luckily for them, I hated the taste of humans. They’re gamey and filled with chemicals and tasted like licking the inside of an exhaust pipe.”
― Maz Maddox, Sink or Swim

“I heard a beautiful sound to my left, a chuckle bubbling up from the depths of Baha’s chest. I wanted to marvel in how rare of a sound it must have been, but I had to maintain my calm, cowboy swagger. Cowboys didn’t tend to swoon in public. It’s a code.”
― Maz Maddox, Sink or Swim

“A powerful punch of personality in a world of monotony.”
― Maz Maddox, King & Queen

“I wanna see your dimple,” I demanded Simon. “How dare you keep this from me.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“You don’t have to call me Jesus, Simon. I already said you could fuck me.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“me as we embraced. “Oh my God, I’ll make you so happy,” he said between kisses. “I’ll bring you so many rabbits!”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“The last damn thing I needed was to have some rangers out here looking for a naked man or to have to march back to Simon with my ass out. Though I did enjoy watching him squirm when I was freeballing. I’d never seen someone concentrating so hard on keeping eye contact.

I think he protests too much.

Or maybe I was just really horny for some contact. This whole damn trip had left me painfully unfucked, and it was starting to get to me. The hunt would help burn some energy, and a full stomach would help me sleep without needing to jack off.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“I smirked. “Yeah, you’re right. I know you when I’m in my other form. You’re my Pretty Simon.” Oh, the blush that crept up his neck at that. “When I see you, all I want is to shake my tail, feed you rabbits, and keep you safe.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“That...is both the weirdest pickup line I’ve ever heard and the sweetest thing anyone’s ever said to me.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“This was the kind of stuff that made Adele such a good singer. I’d have enough melancholy heartache to write a couple albums. The hundred-pound, dinosaur-enthusiast twink crushed my heart.”
― Maz Maddox, King & Queen

“Bye!” The little girl waved as her mother pulled her along, and Dalton waved back with a smile. “Bye! Grow up to dismantle society!” he called after her, and I slapped his chest without any real power behind it. “Stop yelling that to children.” “They’re our future, Simon.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“Life is short, Simon. Live loud, eat what you want and get a fucking mohawk.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“chin, I thought maybe I had tossed too much out too soon. I did just tell him about my real age, which meant I was into guys millions of years younger than me. Maybe it was too much. Maybe it was too weird and insane to want to roll around with an ancient entity that just confessed to wanting to feed him rabbits. It was a lot to ask of someone.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab

“He was very good at murdering seduction with surgical precision. It had done wonders to keep him happily miserable.”
― Maz Maddox, Bullets & Butterflies

“He continued to ponder the scientific fact that he was a sentient stick in the mud pickled by concentrated sourness”
― Maz Maddox, Bullets & Butterflies

“I was falling for this guy. This...pink punk, bat-wielding bodyguard. Who could shift into a dinosaur. And liked to be the little spoon. Oh, shit.”
― Maz Maddox, Smash & Grab