Pinky Haversnatch > Quotes

“It’s like the most amazing, remarkable, unbelievable orgasm in the history of orgasms. Like better even than those I’ve read about in my favorite romance novels. Of course, I can’t name them right now. Copyrighted material and all that.”
― Pinky Haversnatch, The Kah Key Billionaire

“Big, fat, meaty, long... Did I mention big? The head of the damned thing was as big nearly as the Shiitakes I had on my salad at lunch. It’s fucking huge! It’s a schlong that should have songs written in its honor. A thick, glorious rod of love that should be worshipped by women around the world.”
― Pinky Haversnatch, The Kah Key Billionaire