Sam Cheever > Quotes

“To Hades with you, fool, for God hath tired of you.”
― Sam Cheever, 'Tween Heaven and Hell

“God, in his wisdom, sent us his angels, to whisper our names on the wind. God, in his anger, released his devils, to pester our souls to the end.”
― Sam Cheever, 'Tween Heaven and Hell

“I was swimming with the turd sharks in an ocean made of piss”
― Sam Cheever, 'Tween Heaven and Hell

“I was deep in the poo poo dungeon.”
― Sam Cheever, 'Tween Heaven and Hell

“I pull my power more tightly around me like a magic binky.”
― Sam Cheever, 'Tween Heaven and Hell

“the hell out of here. We’ll find a spot away”
― Sam Cheever, A Honeybun and Coffee

“gate”
― Sam Cheever, Enchanting Inquiries Collection 1: Books 1-3

“her muscular haunches springing her several inches off the ground each time, and then barked happily and ran off”
― Sam Cheever, Humpty Bumpkin

“I’m doomed to a long, loveless life with no babies.”
― Sam Cheever, Christmas Grift

“communication revolution thing is a mixed bag of wonderful and tedious. Things like cell phones are a revelation, allowing twenty-something women like me, who have trouble sitting still, to stay”
― Sam Cheever, Humpty Bumpkin

“phone while”
― Sam Cheever, A Honeybun and Coffee