H.A. Riddle > Quotes

“Monster's mom: Stop chasing that man! Monster kid: But mom… Monster's mom: No buts. How many times have I told you not to play with your food!”
― H.A. Riddle, The Best of Laugh Yourself Silly Jokes for Kids Sampler: Children's Juvenile Humor Ages 6-14 Riddles Knock-Knock Jokes

“A monster who?”
― H.A. Riddle, The Best of Laugh Yourself Silly Jokes for Kids Sampler: Children's Juvenile Humor Ages 6-14 Riddles Knock-Knock Jokes

“test.”
― H.A. Riddle, The Best of Laugh Yourself Silly Jokes for Kids Sampler: Children's Juvenile Humor Ages 6-14 Riddles Knock-Knock Jokes

“What”
― H.A. Riddle, The Best of Laugh Yourself Silly Jokes for Kids Sampler: Children's Juvenile Humor Ages 6-14 Riddles Knock-Knock Jokes

“What should you feed a racehorse? Fast food!”
― H.A. Riddle, The Best of Laugh Yourself Silly Jokes for Kids Sampler: Children's Juvenile Humor Ages 6-14 Riddles Knock-Knock Jokes

“Mom: I've got to work late tonight, so just make yourself a frozen dinner tonight. Brooke: Okay. Later that evening… Mom: Hey, who ate all the ice cream? Brooke: You said to make myself a frozen dinner!”
― H.A. Riddle, The Best of Laugh Yourself Silly Jokes for Kids Sampler: Children's Juvenile Humor Ages 6-14 Riddles Knock-Knock Jokes

“It's called the Lost Ness Monster!”
― H.A. Riddle, The Best of Laugh Yourself Silly Jokes for Kids Sampler: Children's Juvenile Humor Ages 6-14 Riddles Knock-Knock Jokes

“Why did the invisible man fail school? He never showed up in class!”
― H.A. Riddle, The Best of Laugh Yourself Silly Jokes for Kids Sampler: Children's Juvenile Humor Ages 6-14 Riddles Knock-Knock Jokes

“Mom:”
― H.A. Riddle, The Best of Laugh Yourself Silly Jokes for Kids Sampler: Children's Juvenile Humor Ages 6-14 Riddles Knock-Knock Jokes

“spike?”
― H.A. Riddle, The Best of Laugh Yourself Silly Jokes for Kids Sampler: Children's Juvenile Humor Ages 6-14 Riddles Knock-Knock Jokes