Julia Huni > Quotes

“The decor is typical modern male, not fancy, but way nicer than mine.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“O’Neill hands me a small multi-tool. “See if one of those blades will work.” I fold out a few of the implements. A saw blade—too flexible. A toothpick—too thick. A fork? I need to remember he has this. Could be handy for cake-related emergencies.”
― Julia Huni, The Rings of Grissom

“Your friends in station security want to go through the Morningstar with a fine-toothed comb. And magnets. Possibly trained drug-sniffing monkeys.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“Friends? Is that what we are? I thought we were coworkers with a little sexual tension thrown”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“Mine includes a large crustacean tail, a thick steak, and some fried potato strips.”
― Julia Huni, The Rings of Grissom

“I shudder. “I hope that doesn’t mean O’Neill will be like her when he gets older.” “Don’t be ridiculous. He has an excellent sense of humor. Your children may be a problem. Or maybe she got scared by a clown as a child.”
― Julia Huni, Waxing the Moon of Lewei

“What, no force fields?” I ask. O’Neill rolls his eyes. “Bars are cheaper.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“Ty’s lips meet mine, and an electric frisson courses down my spine. After a lifetime, we break apart to loud applause.”
― Julia Huni, Waxing the Moon of Lewei

“reality show.” I don’t know where the name originates, as most of the shows had no connection to reality.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“I guess if you ralph in a shiny guy’s office, the least you can do is give him a blood sample.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“I step out of the bathroom with the surf suit halfway up my stomach. My swimsuit is bunched up above the tight fabric and giving me a serious wedgie.”
― Julia Huni, Planetary Spin Cycle

“He returns and hands the Buzzkill bottle to Ferrigi. “I should buy stock.” “We already did,” Ro says. “It just keeps climbing.” Yuri nods at his twin. “Best investment ever.”
― Julia Huni, The Rings of Grissom

“Vanti does a great impression of rolling her eyes without actually doing it.”
― Julia Huni, Waxing the Moon of Lewei

“No, I’m not going to tell you what happens after that. It’s not really any of your business.”
― Julia Huni, Tales of a Former Space Janitor: Books 1-3

“I add cream and sugar to my mug and pour the coffee in. I suck in a deep breath of morning goodness and hitch myself up onto the counter.”
― Julia Huni, Planetary Spin Cycle

“The face is wide and flat, with a long scar running from the right ear to the jaw. The left ear has a huge chunk missing, and golden eyes squint at me as if measuring my soul and finding it wanting.”
― Julia Huni, Waxing the Moon of Lewei

“Bogie at ten o’clock,” I whisper to Hy-Mi. “What’s a bogie?” Scott asks. “And it’s only eight.” “It’s an ancient Earth military thing. It means, ‘look out, there’s a bad guy.’ I’m not sure what the time has to do with it.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“through has a heavy cultural indoctrination component. An app on my holo-ring also indicates a low level of subliminal programming.”
― Julia Huni, Waxing the Moon of Lewei

“From one of the great prophets of Lewei, Mae West.” She turns away.”
― Julia Huni, Planetary Spin Cycle

“Vanti looks up from whatever she’s reading—probably Secret Agents Quarterly—the top ten undercover tricks. Number ten: Fake nose sunglasses. I giggle.”
― Julia Huni, Waxing the Moon of Lewei

“O’Neill pulls his helmet off and nods. His helmet hair disappears and his usual bouncy waves spring into place. I wasn’t even wearing a helmet, and I know my hair doesn’t look that good. Life is not fair.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“You don’t eat eggs and toast? I would never have signed a domestic contract with a woman who doesn’t eat toast.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“My pleasure.” Her voice is deep with a rough edge, as if she’s screamed a lot in the past.”
― Julia Huni, Planetary Spin Cycle

“The rest of the day passes like shuttle fuel at absolute zero.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“She stares at me, her hand reaching toward my frizzy red hair. “I’ve never seen hair that color. Is it real?” “Of course it’s real! It would look way better than this if I paid for it.” I tuck a loose corkscrew behind my ear.”
― Julia Huni, Waxing the Moon of Lewei

“This is the worst part of the flight. Up in space, I’m not too worried—humanity has been safely traversing the void for hundreds of years. But landing a fragile shuttle on a huge, hard rock with a potentially volatile atmosphere? That just sounds like a bad idea.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“River Tam”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“chocolate is always good for morale.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“The rest of the ceremony passes in a haze of contentment”
― Julia Huni, Waxing the Moon of Lewei

“I’m fine,” he grits out, pushing past me. He walks slowly down the corridor toward Vanti, his left hand braced against the wall. If it weren’t there, he’d probably fall over. Men.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series