Blake Blessing > Quotes

“Oh, come on. You looked like you caught a fart to the face with the way your nose was scrunched up. You also looked like someone randomly jabbed you in the asshole. Either metaphor works.”
― Blake Blessing, Pin-up Girl

“She wore nothing but those damned strings, and I was ashamed to acknowledge my first thought was to boob punch this girl and give her the biggest wedgie floss could accomplish.”
― Blake Blessing, Bonds of the Mazza

“Just because you see one thing, doesn’t mean it’s the only thing. Or the true thing.”
― Blake Blessing, Pin-up Girl

“No way would the hair be that short, or neat. Most of the time a man’s leg hair looked like a coconut on hair growth meds.”
― Blake Blessing, Bonds of the Mazza