Blake Blessing > Quotes

“Oh, come on. You looked like you caught a fart to the face with the way your nose was scrunched up. You also looked like someone randomly jabbed you in the asshole. Either metaphor works.”
― Blake Blessing, Pin-up Girl

“She wore nothing but those damned strings, and I was ashamed to acknowledge my first thought was to boob punch this girl and give her the biggest wedgie floss could accomplish.”
― Blake Blessing, Bonds of the Mazza

“Just because you see one thing, doesn’t mean it’s the only thing. Or the true thing.”
― Blake Blessing, Pin-up Girl

“You saved us as kids and you saved us when Lucas took us. You have eight points to my one." He grinned and some of the shadows lifted from his eyes. "Ive already spoken to Joaquin and the others. Were having a painting made of you in battle regalia”
― Blake Blessing, Crazed

“No way would the hair be that short, or neat. Most of the time a man’s leg hair looked like a coconut on hair growth meds.”
― Blake Blessing, Bonds of the Mazza