Jakob Tanner > Quotes

“The Starvation Games!”
― Jakob Tanner, Tower Climber 3

“Max shrugged. “We die, I guess.”
― Jakob Tanner, Tower Climber

“Four consecutive jumps,” said Shade. “Not quite the level of OP bullshit you can pull in Illyria. You disappointed?”
― Jakob Tanner, The World Outside

“I’m full of IDGAF energy.”
― Jakob Tanner, Second Chance Swordsman, Book 2

“Sam was starting to get the feeling that by the end of this mission, he might be the one who would need rescuing from a kidnapping.”
― Jakob Tanner, Second Chance Swordsman, Book 2

“What other ways could one plow?”
― Jakob Tanner, Second Chance Swordsman, Book 1

“What’s going on with you, though, kid?” asked Harold. “You’ve looked a bit mopey all evening. I even spiked the punch bowl for you with vodka and you beelined straight for the one bowl I didn’t improve!”
― Jakob Tanner, Tower Climber 4

“peace cannot be protected by peace.”
― Jakob Tanner, Second Chance Swordsman, Book 1

“Zack materialized another beer and chugged it. I gotta stay hydrated, he thought.”
― Jakob Tanner, Tower Climber 4

“peace is something that needs to be protected. The deep irony is that peace cannot be protected by peace.”
― Jakob Tanner, Second Chance Swordsman, Book 1

“can get them to stretch and harden”
― Jakob Tanner, Tower Climber

“This sounds like you're about to do a suicide”
― Jakob Tanner, Second Chance Swordsman, Book 2

“One could write a whole towering series of books on a power like that alone.”
― Jakob Tanner, Second Chance Swordsman, Book 2

“Welcome to the club, brother,” he said. “Maybe you can help Curtis and I mess over the next fella that catches her fancy. What do you say?”
― Jakob Tanner, Second Chance Swordsman, Book 2

“It’s the great thing about living in a castle Clay,” said Theobold. “You don’t need to worry about keys and locking the door because you live behind a giant stone wall and pay people to stop any trespassers. It’s brilliant.”
― Jakob Tanner, The Fallen City

“You have to try this new recipe! It’s called bacon and egg ramen! It’s delicious!”
― Jakob Tanner, Second Chance Swordsman, Book 1

“Max diligently did three hundred push-ups and sit-ups each, then ran up and down the coastline.”
― Jakob Tanner, Tower Climber