Elizabeth Ann Webb > Quotes

“Well, Dorian doesn't seem to be bothered by it. He kind of just steps over the clutter to get to the portrait. It's kind of similar to how he isn't bothered by the hideous portrait, or by, spoiler alert, stabbing Basil to death, like, five seconds later.”
― Elizabeth Ann Webb, The Strange Dichotomy of Hazeldine Hadley

“Ah, it's no worries. Like my mom says: 'A friend in need finds work for idle hands.”
― Elizabeth Ann Webb, The Strange Dichotomy of Hazeldine Hadley

“So, are you going to tell me about the cat who stole your boyfriend or not?”
― Elizabeth Ann Webb, The Strange Dichotomy of Hazeldine Hadley