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“Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.”
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“It had twenty-dollar bills for leaves. Its flowers were government bonds. Its fruit was diamonds. It attracted human beings who killed each other around the roots and made very good fertilizer.”
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“It's a full life, and a merry one.”
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“The Creator programmed robots to abuse it for millions of years, so it would be a poisonous festering cheese when you got here. Also, He made sure it would be desperately crowded by programming robots, regardless of their living conditions to crave sexual intercourse and aodre infants more than almost anything.”
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“Of course it happened. If I wrote something that hadn't really happened, and I tried to sell it, I could go to jail. That's fraud.”
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