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“He was watching the mouse.”
― Riddleland, The Laugh Challenge: Joke Book for Kids and Family: Kicks and Giggles Edition: A Fun and Interactive Joke Book for Boys and Girls: Ages 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 Years Old

“Dowager wanted power, so she created a coup, and placed herself in charge. She was cold, calculating, and brutal; she stated, “Whoever makes me unhappy for a day, I will make suffer a lifetime.”
― Riddleland, Epic Stories For Kids and Family - Extraordinary Women Who Changed Our World: Fascinating History to Inspire Young Readers

“What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you!”
― Riddleland, The Try Not To Laugh Challenge Joke Book: Valentine's Day Edition: A Fun and Interactive Joke Book for Boys and Girls: Ages 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 Years Old

“My back is on the ground, but my 100 feet are in the air. What am I?”
― Riddleland, Fun Riddles & Trick Questions For Kids and Family: 300 Riddles and Brain Teasers That Kids and Family Will Enjoy - Age 7-9 8-12

“lol” which stands for “lots of laughs”
― Riddleland, Epic Stories For Kids and Family - Accidental Inventions That Changed Our World: Fascinating Origins of Inventions to Inspire Young Readers

“Nestle”
― Riddleland, Epic Stories For Kids and Family - Accidental Inventions That Changed Our World: Fascinating Origins of Inventions to Inspire Young Readers

“WOULD YOU RATHER… Your toys came to life or that your pets could speak?”
― Riddleland, Would You Rather? Book For Kids and Family: The Book of Funny Scenarios, Wacky Choices and Hilarious Situations for Kids, Teen, and Adults

“24) How do skeletons contact other skeletons?
They use a telebone.”
― Riddleland, The Try Not to Laugh Challenge: Joke Book for Kids and Family: Halloween - Trick or Treat Edition: A Fun and Interactive Joke Book for Boys and Girls: Ages 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 Years Old

“It rained all flavours of jellybeans”
― Riddleland, Would You Rather Game Book: For Kids 6-12 Years Old: The Book of Silly Scenarios, Challenging Choices, and Hilarious Situations the Whole Family Will Love

“WOULD YOU RATHER… Be a child who’s always getting in trouble OR a rule-following grownup your whole life? Go to detention”
― Riddleland, Would You Rather Game Book: For Kids 6-12 Years Old: The Book of Silly Scenarios, Challenging Choices, and Hilarious Situations the Whole Family Will Love

“Be one of Santa’s workshop elves or be the Tooth Fairy’s assistant?”
― Riddleland, Would You Rather Game Book: For Kids 6-12 Years Old: The Book of Silly Scenarios, Challenging Choices, and Hilarious Situations the Whole Family Will Love

“As he listened about the paint in the tube, Dr. Sheffield wondered if toothpaste could be put in such a tube. At that time, a family had a jar of toothpaste, and, when ready to brush their teeth, each person would moisten the brush bristles, dip the brush into the jar, and remove a small glob of toothpaste. Dr. Sheffield believed this was unsanitary. Dr. Sheffield had his own brand of toothpaste, Créme Dentifrice, so he decided to market it in tubes. People liked the idea, and soon Colgate, a leading national toothpaste brand, was using the packaging technique as well. The first tubes were metal, but, when there was a metal shortage in the 1940s because of World War II, the tubes began to be made with plastic as well, and, in recent days, they are made completely of plastic. Also, caps used to unscrew, but many are now flip-top so that the cap does not roll away. Dentists recommend you use this product three times a day, so you have likely seen this accidental discovery . . . the toothpaste tube.”
― Riddleland, Epic Stories For Kids and Family - Accidental Discoveries That Changed Our World: Fascinating Origins of Discoveries and Inventions to Inspire Curious Young Readers

“WOULD YOU RATHER… Be an astronaut in space who runs out of oxygen OR a deep-sea diver deep in the ocean who runs out of oxygen?”
― Riddleland, Would You Rather Game Book: For Kids 6-12 Years Old: The Book of Silly Scenarios, Challenging Choices, and Hilarious Situations the Whole Family Will Love

“spend an hour in the past with someone who is no longer living (family or famous)? WOULD YOU RATHER… Be a horse tamer, always riding wild and crazy horses OR be an artist with paint on your face all the time?”
― Riddleland, Would You Rather Game Book: For Kids 6-12 Years Old: The Book of Silly Scenarios, Challenging Choices, and Hilarious Situations the Whole Family Will Love

“tennis-ball-sized head?”
― Riddleland, It's Laugh O'Clock - Would You Rather? Eww! Edition: A Hilarious and Interactive Question Game Book for Boys and Girls Ages 6, 7, 8 , 9, 10, 11 Years Old

“Epic Stories For Kids A Collection of Almost Unbelievable But Completely True Stories From Around the World Riddleland”
― Riddleland, Epic Stories For Kids: A Collection of Almost Unbelievable But Complete True Stories From Around the World: True Tales to Inspire Curious Young Readers

“Bonus Book!”
― Riddleland, It's Laugh O'Clock - Would You Rather? Eww! Edition: A Hilarious and Interactive Question Game Book for Boys and Girls Ages 6, 7, 8 , 9, 10, 11 Years Old

“Inherit your Dad’s worst habit”
― Riddleland, Would You Rather Game Book: For Kids 6-12 Years Old: The Book of Silly Scenarios, Challenging Choices, and Hilarious Situations the Whole Family Will Love

“Have a pet lion who snuggles with you”
― Riddleland, Would You Rather Game Book: For Kids 6-12 Years Old: The Book of Silly Scenarios, Challenging Choices, and Hilarious Situations the Whole Family Will Love

“Boogers are not a great source of nutrition, but they do have some nutritional value. In general, the typical booger has twenty calories, and contains sodium, iron, proteins, and Vitamin C. Boogers have germ-killing bacteria in them, and therefore can actually help freshen one’s mouth by killing harmful bacteria in it.”
― Riddleland, Why? Interesting Stories, Fun Facts, Questions & Answers about Science, History, Pop Culture, Traditions and More

“corn blobs”
― Riddleland, Epic Stories For Kids and Family - Accidental Inventions That Changed Our World: Fascinating Origins of Inventions to Inspire Young Readers

“oligosaccharides,”
― Riddleland, Why? Interesting Stories, Fun Facts, Questions & Answers about Science, History, Pop Culture, Traditions and More

“we must also learn how to learn so we can be our own teachers after we graduate from school.”
― Riddleland, Why? Interesting Stories, Fun Facts, Questions & Answers about Science, History, Pop Culture, Traditions and More

“Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful.” ~ William Morris”
― Riddleland, Epic Stories For Kids and Family - Accidental Discoveries That Changed Our World: Fascinating Origins of Discoveries and Inventions to Inspire Curious Young Readers

“or”
― Riddleland, Would You Rather? Book For Kids and Family: The Book of Funny Scenarios, Wacky Choices and Hilarious Situations for Kids, Teen, and Adults

“Know how to code in 5 different programming languages”
― Riddleland, Would You Rather Game Book: For Kids 6-12 Years Old: The Book of Silly Scenarios, Challenging Choices, and Hilarious Situations the Whole Family Will Love