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“Q: What was Voldemort’s Parents’ favourite game? A: “I Got Your Nose”
Lilly Winchester, 101 Harry Potter Jokes: The Ultimate Joke Book for Wizards and Witches
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I saw you.”
Lilly Winchester, 101 Harry Potter Jokes: The Ultimate Joke Book for Wizards and Witches
“Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road? A: Because Draco did.”
Lilly Winchester, 101 Harry Potter Jokes: The Ultimate Joke Book for Wizards and Witches
“Q: Who is Slytherin’s favourite rapper? A: Drake-o”
Lilly Winchester, 101 Harry Potter Jokes: The Ultimate Joke Book for Wizards and Witches
“Q: Why does Voldemort love Nagini? A: Because she gives him lots of hugs and hisses.”
Lilly Winchester, 101 Harry Potter Jokes: The Ultimate Joke Book for Wizards and Witches
“What would you get Voldemort on Valentine’s Day? A: A bouquet of followers.”
Lilly Winchester, 101 Harry Potter Jokes: The Ultimate Joke Book for Wizards and Witches

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