B. Chanel > Quotes

“I wanted to ask his ass if I could have some too. Hand that shit out like Oprah, daddy!”
― B. Chanel, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS: IN COLORADO

“That’s right, daddy’s baby, take this shit like a good girl. Throw that ass back; don’t make me do all the work.” He slapped my ass. “There you go, ma-ma.”
― B. Chanel, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS: IN COLORADO

“Oop, lemme call you back, friend. Good pussy is calling!”
― B. Chanel, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS: IN COLORADO

“and get yo ass down to the valley where the girls get naked, ima go fuck her myself.”
― B. Chanel, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS: IN COLORADO

“Any fucking way! You not finna sit on this phone and act sick with me. You gone continue to live your life, and I’m going to make sure of it. You got cancer; cancer don’t have you, sis. This ain’t some shit that you have to deal with alone, Keke; you have me. So, the next time I call, and you don’t answer, be ready to get in the field.”
― B. Chanel, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS: IN COLORADO

“I mean shit, it ain’t like you tryna slide. Yo ass would rather stand outside Vee’s window with a boombox in the rain. Might as well let a real nigga get in where he fit in.”
― B. Chanel, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS: IN COLORADO

“At thirty-one, I was ready to settle down and start a family, but with the piss in the dating pool, I refused to swim in it.”
― B. Chanel, A JOLLY POLY CHRISTMAS: IN COLORADO