Chelsea Thomas > Quotes

“But the last thing I want is to contain my syrup! Be free syrup! Roam the pancakes as you will!”
― Chelsea Thomas, Granny Smith is Dead

“license, you little backseat driver.”
― Chelsea Thomas, Apple Orchard Cozy Mystery Series: Box Set One

“Age is just a number,” Teeny said. “And numbers don't matter to me. Unless they're followed by the words ‘percent off.”
― Chelsea Thomas, Candy Apple Killer

“She's definitely preggo,” Teeny poked her head between me and Miss May. “I saw a baby bump.” “That might have been gas,” I said. "I get a food baby every time I eat pizza. Or beans. Or tofu.”
― Chelsea Thomas, Apple Die

“I find it's best to believe in everything, so long as it doesn't hurt you. It's good to keep your door open to the Universe.”
― Chelsea Thomas, The Apple Orchard Mysteries: Books 1-10

“Hannah”
― Chelsea Thomas, The Apple Orchard Mysteries: Books 1-10

“all that got stolen was my Billy Joel CD!” “Piano Man?” Miss May asked. “The Stranger.” Miss May shook her head, “How could I forget. That’s even worse.”
― Chelsea Thomas, Apple Die

“I worked as his elf.”
― Chelsea Thomas, The Apple Orchard Mysteries: Books 1-10